The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17026. | Julius (juliusmysad) | 76.55 | 94% | 2012-09-14 |
| 17027. | ζ―δΊ (__qwop) | 76.55 | 97% | 2013-06-27 |
| 17028. | Billy (battlefieldragon) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-05-25 |
| 17029. | Annie (candicepurple) | 76.54 | 97% | 2022-07-27 |
| 17030. | Simon (wizard_sheep) | 76.54 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 17031. | Alexa (alexa72) | 76.54 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 17032. | Huy (pikeman222) | 76.54 | 93% | 2017-02-28 |
| 17033. | Mendel (mendeljacks) | 76.53 | 99% | 2019-07-28 |
| 17034. | Jh (jinghong9188) | 76.53 | 94% | 2016-12-21 |
| 17035. | Patryk (grayek) | 76.53 | 97% | 2017-12-31 |
| 17036. | Kian (kianiscoooooool) | 76.53 | 96% | 2023-03-07 |
| 17037. | Yash (yashness) | 76.53 | 94% | 2014-06-09 |
| 17038. | Richard (jorimi) | 76.53 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 17039. | Lucas (bersecker12) | 76.53 | 95% | 2020-02-03 |
| 17040. | Salman (salm9n) | 76.53 | 88% | 2014-04-25 |
| 17041. | Potato (milkbag) | 76.53 | 94% | 2016-02-02 |
| 17042. | Kurt (ahindd) | 76.52 | 96% | 2013-06-01 |
| 17043. | βπ π¬ππΰΈ’ο½... | 76.52 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 17044. | codl (codl) | 76.51 | 99% | 2023-01-27 |
| 17045. | AM (amesh8301) | 76.51 | 98% | 2023-02-15 |
| 17046. | Tai (letientai299) | 76.51 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 17047. | Lumineux (lumineux9666) | 76.51 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 17048. | Anthony (anthonydavis) | 76.51 | 89% | 2015-10-23 |
| 17049. | David (raginhio) | 76.51 | 96% | 2018-02-23 |
| 17050. | komikmangaid.blogspot.com (... | 76.51 | 96% | 2013-01-14 |
| 17051. | Felix (imboyo) | 76.50 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 17052. | Steven (misterlava) | 76.50 | 96% | 2021-01-12 |
| 17053. | Hollandpeps (hollandpeps) | 76.50 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17054. | Generic (generics) | 76.50 | 93% | 2013-04-18 |
| 17055. | James (initialj) | 76.49 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |