So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4044. | tivo (tivotavo) | 102.58 | 97% | 2022-03-10 |
| 4045. | nopsky (nauyusimi_) | 102.57 | 98% | 2023-01-04 |
| 4046. | Dennis (dennissc) | 102.57 | 98% | 2013-02-12 |
| 4047. | Marnexeultra (marnexe) | 102.56 | 97.7% | 2021-02-12 |
| 4048. | makeme (makemetheking) | 102.56 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 4049. | Michelle (meebaleek47) | 102.56 | 95% | 2016-10-01 |
| 4050. | Ben (bchen) | 102.56 | 89% | 2014-10-22 |
| 4051. | Soko (soko) | 102.55 | 97% | 2015-01-06 |
| 4052. | twitter.com/jidoreuu (tfuef... | 102.54 | 97% | 2021-01-19 |
| 4053. | Wilson (allegorical) | 102.54 | 99% | 2018-04-27 |
| 4054. | sanjay (sanjaychitrakar) | 102.54 | 95% | 2011-07-15 |
| 4055. | LurN (lurn) | 102.54 | 98% | 2013-09-21 |
| 4056. | Evan (loltf) | 102.53 | 92% | 2013-03-26 |
| 4057. | cocoa (cocoan) | 102.53 | 94% | 2013-09-20 |
| 4058. | jazon (nozaaaj) | 102.53 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 4059. | csm (csm725) | 102.53 | 92% | 2012-05-02 |
| 4060. | Itamar K. (itakor9) | 102.52 | 96% | 2019-01-18 |
| 4061. | Name (agility) | 102.52 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 4062. | 18K.ca (hunterwoodchase) | 102.51 | 99.1% | 2023-10-19 |
| 4063. | neno (nenobid428) | 102.50 | 100% | 2021-12-23 |
| 4064. | Steven (stevengeeky) | 102.50 | 98% | 2016-11-04 |
| 4065. | Argie (arginator) | 102.50 | 98% | 2012-11-06 |
| 4066. | Steven (sren) | 102.49 | — | 2009-04-01 |
| 4067. | ghobeere jao (godknowswhy) | 102.48 | 94% | 2012-01-06 |
| 4068. | sly (slymaster11) | 102.47 | 99% | 2021-07-17 |
| 4069. | Paruki- (paruki) | 102.47 | 97% | 2016-08-01 |
| 4070. | Nick (nickavv) | 102.47 | 96% | 2011-12-08 |
| 4071. | Pratik (dudepc) | 102.46 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 4072. | Tien (thetientran) | 102.46 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 4073. | Nyfee (nyfee) | 102.46 | 97% | 2023-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |