As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12079. | Mike (mike7483) | 78.88 | 100% | 2016-02-15 |
| 12080. | Sean (professa95) | 78.88 | 99% | 2019-01-25 |
| 12081. | SpookySnail (spookysnail) | 78.87 | 99% | 2024-05-12 |
| 12082. | Brody (tw1stz) | 78.87 | 97% | 2018-09-27 |
| 12083. | Grant (bigcock69) | 78.86 | 95% | 2017-01-14 |
| 12084. | Ryan (rinselmann) | 78.86 | 98% | 2018-10-22 |
| 12085. | Nagi (rakuramen) | 78.85 | 96% | 2020-05-05 |
| 12086. | Saatvik (saatvikdutt3) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-09-24 |
| 12087. | Jeremiah (doozyspew13) | 78.85 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 12088. | Zaf (macoalopalop) | 78.85 | 96% | 2018-11-08 |
| 12089. | Baka (bakamilunka) | 78.85 | 96% | 2019-01-03 |
| 12090. | Jacob (jakemr) | 78.85 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 12091. | Kat (kitty_c) | 78.85 | 91% | 2016-02-16 |
| 12092. | Isaac (saacology) | 78.84 | 96.4% | 2023-10-30 |
| 12093. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 78.84 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| 12094. | Adam (ediggity152005) | 78.84 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 12095. | Geth (gethman) | 78.83 | 98% | 2022-11-18 |
| 12096. | Megan (megceratops) | 78.83 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 12097. | Cody (kingbear2) | 78.83 | 95.7% | 2023-10-22 |
| 12098. | Hessi (hessijames) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-02-28 |
| 12099. | Setthawut (agilemedusa) | 78.83 | 97% | 2018-08-10 |
| 12100. | Socks (quiet_nyoom) | 78.82 | 98% | 2023-04-07 |
| 12101. | Hoang (0987532921) | 78.82 | 98% | 2022-07-25 |
| 12102. | Gregory (azndota) | 78.82 | 96% | 2017-03-12 |
| 12103. | Aleksa (aaleksaa) | 78.82 | 96% | 2015-12-13 |
| 12104. | Wilson (egg_0314) | 78.81 | 96.6% | 2024-03-10 |
| 12105. | Do people have computers in... | 78.81 | 98% | 2023-03-06 |
| 12106. | med (medssss) | 78.81 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 12107. | Robin (robinhoogend) | 78.81 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12108. | Saidai (saidai) | 78.80 | 97% | 2019-05-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |