The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27946. | I cant loose (ejdean) | 58.93 | 96% | 2021-01-20 |
| 27947. | Duelling Banshee (banshee888) | 58.93 | 96% | 2013-05-30 |
| 27948. | Viet (deathangel88) | 58.93 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 27949. | michael (mykhl) | 58.93 | 94% | 2015-05-31 |
| 27950. | Taylor (taystyle124) | 58.93 | 95% | 2013-11-18 |
| 27951. | Louise (drsslhps) | 58.92 | 94% | 2021-05-28 |
| 27952. | Jos (hell0_kitty) | 58.92 | 96% | 2020-08-13 |
| 27953. | Nate (irulestars13) | 58.92 | 92% | 2014-09-06 |
| 27954. | Adrian (flufbuny) | 58.92 | 99% | 2021-12-30 |
| 27955. | Karl (lech) | 58.92 | 95% | 2015-01-22 |
| 27956. | Krissy (krissy12) | 58.92 | 96% | 2013-10-03 |
| 27957. | dmak (dmak) | 58.92 | 92% | 2013-06-23 |
| 27958. | Typist Akash (typistunni) | 58.91 | 97% | 2022-02-10 |
| 27959. | nishi (nishimasa) | 58.91 | 97% | 2017-08-18 |
| 27960. | nguyenthu (happylife) | 58.91 | — | 2010-03-28 |
| 27961. | Saiful (787jjx) | 58.91 | 94% | 2012-03-28 |
| 27962. | Arun (arunro45) | 58.90 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 27963. | Tylor (agentbojangles) | 58.90 | 90% | 2014-04-11 |
| 27964. | Jackie (johnsonj13) | 58.90 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 27965. | Sam Vo (hamy) | 58.90 | 97% | 2014-08-06 |
| 27966. | Liew (00hong) | 58.90 | 96% | 2017-06-06 |
| 27967. | jack (zero18) | 58.90 | 93% | 2014-02-01 |
| 27968. | Jotisig (jotisig172_) | 58.89 | 97% | 2022-06-01 |
| 27969. | JYshadow (jyshadow) | 58.89 | 89% | 2016-08-21 |
| 27970. | James (jcabney) | 58.89 | 98% | 2021-07-09 |
| 27971. | Daniel (xoron) | 58.89 | 94% | 2012-01-16 |
| 27972. | andrew (kankyu) | 58.89 | 91% | 2013-01-02 |
| 27973. | Jing (jing_feng) | 58.89 | 95% | 2017-03-09 |
| 27974. | Chris (xajel) | 58.88 | 92% | 2016-08-05 |
| 27975. | Faweeza (faweeza) | 58.88 | 89% | 2012-03-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |