The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20778. | Jason (jason_gorgon) | 70.83 | 98% | 2020-10-27 |
| 20779. | Daf (dafpogi2) | 70.83 | 96% | 2022-02-04 |
| 20780. | Mr (s1lva16) | 70.83 | 90% | 2013-11-09 |
| 20781. | pieromaru (kuroinu) | 70.82 | 96% | 2021-06-11 |
| 20782. | borhme (borhme) | 70.82 | 93% | 2012-05-05 |
| 20783. | Dan (x_danma) | 70.82 | 95% | 2015-06-22 |
| 20784. | Jeremy (hiphopbros) | 70.82 | 97% | 2013-09-16 |
| 20785. | elsdrm (elsdrm) | 70.82 | 98% | 2011-09-23 |
| 20786. | Mark (verdammelt) | 70.82 | — | 2010-07-14 |
| 20787. | Victoria (victoria63) | 70.82 | 94% | 2014-11-21 |
| 20788. | sam the illusionist (samthe... | 70.82 | 96% | 2015-05-22 |
| 20789. | OblivionGlisor (gliscor2004) | 70.81 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 20790. | ahgirl (ahgirl123) | 70.81 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 20791. | [PR] AllanZampoli (alinha) | 70.81 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| 20792. | guwee (guwee) | 70.81 | 96% | 2015-07-11 |
| 20793. | Matt (matthewsfanclub) | 70.81 | 95% | 2011-05-28 |
| 20794. | Talha (talha_nawaz) | 70.80 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 20795. | Jenna (jennawoods) | 70.80 | 96% | 2019-02-20 |
| 20796. | drew (agent_grifter) | 70.80 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 20797. | Jesse (jeffexor) | 70.80 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 20798. | meep (meep1003) | 70.80 | 95% | 2018-10-23 |
| 20799. | jdwagg (iircquantum) | 70.80 | 95% | 2013-12-11 |
| 20800. | Arturo (techxnique) | 70.80 | 96% | 2016-04-05 |
| 20801. | cake (xsysi) | 70.79 | 95% | 2017-10-03 |
| 20802. | Kirin (arya_juniko) | 70.79 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
| 20803. | Max (kottbulli) | 70.79 | 92% | 2016-08-03 |
| 20804. | afgfdhsdhf (arensito) | 70.79 | 86% | 2011-11-20 |
| 20805. | Grace (lilyruby_7192) | 70.79 | 93% | 2012-07-06 |
| 20806. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 70.79 | 93% | 2016-03-23 |
| 20807. | 4Head (anele) | 70.79 | 93% | 2017-01-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |