Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14308. | Pirapat (pirapatqwe) | 78.06 | 90% | 2014-11-11 |
| 14309. | Dusan (dusanix) | 78.05 | 93% | 2016-07-17 |
| 14310. | dje (djebou) | 78.05 | 99% | 2011-07-06 |
| 14311. | jk (yubint) | 78.05 | 96.9% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14312. | Mark (mlawr187) | 78.05 | 94% | 2016-11-30 |
| 14313. | Eckhardt (hummlemuffin) | 78.04 | 96% | 2018-01-02 |
| 14314. | wascator (wascator) | 78.04 | 87% | 2013-10-10 |
| 14315. | WellHungOver (jmpayne) | 78.03 | 92% | 2016-03-13 |
| 14316. | Sammy (smedina) | 78.03 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 14317. | Vincent (standman) | 78.03 | — | 2008-11-02 |
| 14318. | Arthur (trickzington) | 78.03 | 95% | 2014-11-25 |
| 14319. | Nghia (ntntnghia) | 78.03 | 94% | 2011-05-08 |
| 14320. | Para (parad) | 78.03 | 98% | 2020-08-17 |
| 14321. | ⠀ (m7rs) | 78.03 | 98.7% | 2021-02-11 |
| 14322. | PKRZ Bright Red Hats (doesi... | 78.03 | 92% | 2014-08-23 |
| 14323. | Marcos (aries569) | 78.03 | 93% | 2012-05-08 |
| 14324. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 78.02 | 95% | 2012-04-25 |
| 14325. | Key (keyknight) | 78.02 | 98% | 2016-01-02 |
| 14326. | roopeshv (roopeshv) | 78.02 | 97% | 2013-09-28 |
| 14327. | rsm8 (rsm8) | 78.02 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 14328. | Andy (alinesjr) | 78.01 | 93% | 2015-04-06 |
| 14329. | Pramod (pramood8686) | 78.01 | 92% | 2015-01-10 |
| 14330. | Puppy (puppysmile) | 78.01 | 99% | 2017-06-07 |
| 14331. | Mahmoud (moods87) | 78.01 | 98% | 2016-11-23 |
| 14332. | Mandy (itsmandy) | 78.01 | 96% | 2015-12-09 |
| 14333. | Ed (edreeve) | 78.01 | 97% | 2021-01-08 |
| 14334. | Chenchen (chenchen) | 78.01 | 91% | 2012-12-31 |
| 14335. | Jakob (jaker8024) | 78.01 | 94.8% | 2023-09-18 |
| 14336. | Brad (godspeed99) | 78.01 | 95.8% | 2023-09-28 |
| 14337. | Bach (bachn) | 78.01 | 91% | 2013-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |