So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17320. | Görkem (gorkemsinirlioglu) | 72.67 | 97% | 2021-04-10 |
| 17321. | SushiRoll (deanna93) | 72.67 | 91% | 2017-03-11 |
| 17322. | Douglas (douglasmm24) | 72.67 | 97% | 2020-12-30 |
| 17323. | StorMBasilisK (stormbasilisk) | 72.67 | 95% | 2022-04-05 |
| 17324. | Sanjeev (sanjeevpanja) | 72.67 | 92% | 2016-06-02 |
| 17325. | Sowrabh (sowrabh) | 72.67 | 97% | 2011-10-05 |
| 17326. | Nestor (jbato19) | 72.67 | 92% | 2017-01-04 |
| 17327. | Ae (aezharhu) | 72.66 | 96% | 2022-10-07 |
| 17328. | kazuma (willysun7) | 72.66 | 95% | 2021-03-25 |
| 17329. | Ziobr (ziobr) | 72.66 | 96% | 2021-11-24 |
| 17330. | Shymphony (shymphony) | 72.66 | 95% | 2020-03-01 |
| 17331. | Mechanical (kheeze) | 72.66 | 98% | 2021-03-27 |
| 17332. | Big (bautiz) | 72.66 | 96% | 2012-05-22 |
| 17333. | TyJac (tyjac1) | 72.66 | 99% | 2011-06-23 |
| 17334. | ╠═══╣Lets build a... | 72.66 | 94% | 2016-10-23 |
| 17335. | Manel (manelvm) | 72.66 | 89% | 2015-06-04 |
| 17336. | brodie (monke8) | 72.65 | 94.9% | 2021-01-28 |
| 17337. | Jeremy (definee) | 72.65 | 97% | 2018-01-16 |
| 17338. | Achraf (achrafixo) | 72.65 | 96.9% | 2023-11-03 |
| 17339. | Shawn (swampert360) | 72.65 | 89% | 2014-10-08 |
| 17340. | Cam (camduong) | 72.65 | 95% | 2012-08-15 |
| 17341. | Kunal (agarwaltechniques) | 72.65 | 92% | 2012-04-25 |
| 17342. | Kewa (kev24680) | 72.64 | 97% | 2022-08-31 |
| 17343. | jack (suckyourmum2021) | 72.64 | 95% | 2023-06-20 |
| 17344. | Lindsay (lindsayw4) | 72.64 | 96% | 2021-01-31 |
| 17345. | jakub (jakub177) | 72.64 | 94% | 2016-12-07 |
| 17346. | Andrei (sobercheg) | 72.64 | — | 2011-04-01 |
| 17347. | Bruce (brucejamesmonge) | 72.63 | 89% | 2015-11-18 |
| 17348. | Håvard (haavga) | 72.63 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 17349. | John (jbattista) | 72.63 | 95% | 2014-01-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |