So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11249. | hari (h4ri_01@yahoo.com) | 83.00 | — | 2010-03-30 |
| 11250. | Naru (solvereign) | 82.99 | 96.7% | 2023-10-24 |
| 11251. | d o m (p4nd4guy) | 82.99 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 11252. | Ryan (ninjamuffin) | 82.99 | 96% | 2014-03-19 |
| 11253. | ulfryc (ulfryc) | 82.99 | 93% | 2016-01-19 |
| 11254. | Furch (furch) | 82.99 | 97% | 2012-11-25 |
| 11255. | Sentai (sentai421) | 82.98 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 11256. | Ansh (gummybearansh) | 82.98 | 97.4% | 2023-08-06 |
| 11257. | Carolina (nina_mapa) | 82.98 | 99% | 2021-06-02 |
| 11258. | spexz111 (rubiks_boy10) | 82.98 | 96% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11259. | Bot (348866896) | 82.98 | 98% | 2021-02-12 |
| 11260. | CJ (cjnfl) | 82.97 | 95% | 2018-09-15 |
| 11261. | xxneoxx (xxneoxx) | 82.97 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 11262. | Adam (woohooman) | 82.97 | 96% | 2011-05-17 |
| 11263. | mv0 (the_oko) | 82.97 | 98% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11264. | Sleepy (yipyap) | 82.97 | 90% | 2016-11-12 |
| 11265. | Justin (fluents) | 82.96 | 90% | 2012-01-07 |
| 11266. | Andrew (andrewykim528) | 82.96 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 11267. | Leon (leon22) | 82.96 | 97% | 2021-10-28 |
| 11268. | Emma (emseusa) | 82.96 | 94% | 2013-02-03 |
| 11269. | Rob (aftershock7) | 82.96 | 98% | 2016-02-17 |
| 11270. | ElfIv (elfiv) | 82.95 | 96.1% | 2023-05-23 |
| 11271. | Leimondu (roshia) | 82.95 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 11272. | Mellanik (mellanik) | 82.95 | 96% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11273. | InCredH (harsh_hegishte) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-12-03 |
| 11274. | wazani (wazani) | 82.95 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| 11275. | Dylan (parable) | 82.95 | — | 2009-03-07 |
| 11276. | Tryhardest (tryhardest) | 82.94 | 93.4% | 2023-10-11 |
| 11277. | MrPayday (mrpayday) | 82.94 | 89% | 2016-03-30 |
| 11278. | Sam (special_cookie) | 82.94 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |