Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2837. | Isaac (isaac2001) | 72.67 | 99% | 2019-03-30 |
| 2838. | Dave (juicy_penguin) | 72.66 | 96% | 2019-09-02 |
| 2839. | Funki (funki2night) | 72.66 | 94% | 2020-08-14 |
| 2840. | Ryan (lilchicken) | 72.66 | 95% | 2020-11-16 |
| 2841. | iWum (iwum) | 72.66 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 2842. | Seri (vincent_aik) | 72.66 | 95% | 2019-08-11 |
| 2843. | michael (michaelandjack) | 72.65 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 2844. | ok (banadagril) | 72.63 | 97% | 2020-10-08 |
| 2845. | zsolesz71 (zsolesz71) | 72.62 | 98% | 2019-09-30 |
| 2846. | Drew (drew34000) | 72.60 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2847. | Kevin (kjax) | 72.60 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 2848. | Wandy (wandynsky) | 72.60 | 99% | 2017-10-02 |
| 2849. | rugbyBREAD (rugbybread4free) | 72.59 | 98% | 2018-01-07 |
| 2850. | Caroline (themightyjagrafess) | 72.58 | 99% | 2017-11-30 |
| 2851. | Imme (immevdb) | 72.57 | 98% | 2018-06-08 |
| 2852. | Max (thebucketman) | 72.57 | 98% | 2020-11-06 |
| 2853. | Joe (afromonkey) | 72.56 | 97% | 2020-09-05 |
| 2854. | (altrocality) | 72.56 | 95% | 2020-06-06 |
| 2855. | Freedom (employ) | 72.56 | 99% | 2017-08-21 |
| 2856. | tipper (tipperjones) | 72.56 | 98% | 2019-03-10 |
| 2857. | Alec (ahhhhhlec) | 72.54 | 97% | 2017-09-19 |
| 2858. | Nghia (lkg1221) | 72.54 | 99% | 2018-03-12 |
| 2859. | cruise control (terminator_... | 72.53 | 98% | 2019-07-25 |
| 2860. | dude (udead1) | 72.52 | 96% | 2020-05-09 |
| 2861. | Jimmy (jimbobicle) | 72.51 | 96% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2862. | Dovi (imacat) | 72.51 | 96% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2863. | Kitzuney (kitzuney) | 72.49 | 98% | 2018-11-29 |
| 2864. | Papa (papabear88) | 72.49 | 97% | 2019-05-10 |
| 2865. | Alec (1lec) | 72.46 | 97% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2866. | V (p3rplexed) | 72.45 | 95% | 2020-06-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |