Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4472. | Syafiq (exalmer) | 59.29 | 94% | 2017-11-20 |
| 4473. | Nicolás (ni0n) | 59.29 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 4474. | arz (arzr) | 59.29 | 95% | 2017-11-05 |
| 4475. | tony (brusselssprouts) | 59.28 | 94% | 2021-07-28 |
| 4476. | stardust (stardustmsp) | 59.28 | 94% | 2020-10-06 |
| 4477. | Mason (mouamason) | 59.26 | 95% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4478. | Gijs (gijswijs) | 59.25 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 4479. | Wyman (speedy_boi420) | 59.25 | 96% | 2019-10-20 |
| 4480. | daniel (vamosramos) | 59.25 | 98% | 2017-10-02 |
| 4481. | Harley (senpaislinky) | 59.24 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 4482. | MTGAP | Tokimahery (tokimah... | 59.23 | 96% | 2021-08-10 |
| 4483. | Rafa (jsrphlmrtnz) | 59.23 | 95% | 2020-10-02 |
| 4484. | Olaf (olaf_surgut) | 59.23 | 94% | 2020-07-16 |
| 4485. | Sam (idcaboutnames) | 59.22 | 96% | 2021-08-11 |
| 4486. | Ogg (ogg_) | 59.20 | 97% | 2018-11-26 |
| 4487. | stuemper (stuemper) | 59.20 | 94% | 2020-04-20 |
| 4488. | Jeannie (jeannie_jackson) | 59.19 | 99% | 2020-11-04 |
| 4489. | Fluff (afluffyflamingo) | 59.19 | 96% | 2017-11-18 |
| 4490. | steven (urmoots) | 59.18 | 94% | 2017-10-13 |
| 4491. | ipawan (ipawan) | 59.14 | 96% | 2020-12-07 |
| 4492. | Harui (haruihiro) | 59.14 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 4493. | sleepyran (sleepyran) | 59.12 | 97% | 2020-02-10 |
| 4494. | Duke121 (duke121) | 59.09 | 96% | 2019-01-04 |
| 4495. | Charles (toxicjg) | 59.08 | 95% | 2019-07-05 |
| 4496. | Hrijul (avius) | 59.07 | 95% | 2019-09-23 |
| 4497. | Justice (jus20154) | 59.06 | 96% | 2020-04-03 |
| 4498. | David (mrseaborg) | 59.05 | 95% | 2019-02-02 |
| 4499. | Sythe (fastasfaqboi) | 59.05 | 95% | 2018-10-16 |
| 4500. | lucas (lucascasane) | 59.02 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| 4501. | CrimsonSaber (crimsonsaber) | 59.02 | 96% | 2018-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |