Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3346. | Athenaithan (pxie7) | 68.68 | 97% | 2017-11-16 |
| 3347. | Mehul (mraheja99) | 68.68 | 98% | 2018-06-04 |
| 3348. | N (jaripozz) | 68.68 | 97% | 2018-04-21 |
| 3349. | piglet (slaylet) | 68.67 | 96% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3350. | Brian (pocket_ace) | 68.67 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 3351. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 68.64 | 97% | 2019-08-30 |
| 3352. | Andrรจ (andrree) | 68.64 | 96% | 2020-11-30 |
| 3353. | M (myles_jb) | 68.64 | 97% | 2018-05-17 |
| 3354. | jack (thefriendlyfrog) | 68.64 | 96% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3355. | ๐ (momentai) | 68.63 | 98% | 2019-11-20 |
| 3356. | Abbad (abbadv) | 68.63 | 95% | 2018-06-07 |
| 3357. | Marcus (x5starmodding) | 68.63 | 95% | 2018-05-20 |
| 3358. | Argo (argonautika) | 68.62 | 98% | 2020-12-16 |
| 3359. | Gabriel (slenders) | 68.60 | 96% | 2020-11-12 |
| 3360. | arif (arif_islam) | 68.58 | 96% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3361. | John (avantegarden) | 68.58 | 93% | 2020-01-02 |
| 3362. | Yannis (anvilmar) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-04-14 |
| 3363. | muhammad afiq (afiq101) | 68.57 | 97% | 2020-10-01 |
| 3364. | Kinfi4 (kinfi4) | 68.55 | 96% | 2021-08-08 |
| 3365. | Hadeed (hadeedji) | 68.51 | 95% | 2020-08-04 |
| 3366. | Do people have computers in... | 68.50 | 98% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3367. | Elizabeth (elizabethwei) | 68.48 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 3368. | Ryan (thief60) | 68.48 | 98% | 2018-01-03 |
| 3369. | Goyo (goyo1) | 68.47 | 95% | 2020-07-03 |
| 3370. | ๐ (adas291) | 68.47 | 98% | 2018-09-01 |
| 3371. | Darisch (darischmanswag) | 68.46 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 3372. | Jebaited (barered278) | 68.44 | 97% | 2018-11-16 |
| 3373. | Francisco (thepotatoedpaco) | 68.43 | 96% | 2020-10-02 |
| 3374. | sajjad (zazaal) | 68.43 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 3375. | cignx (clamchowderco) | 68.42 | 96% | 2021-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| แ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |