So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
Active since August 3, 2008.
317 total characters in this text.
View Pit Stop page for this text
| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 36014. | Cam Van (babycat_2508) | 33.30 | — | 2010-06-14 |
| 36015. | Eitan (mrdeathh) | 33.26 | 87% | 2013-01-23 |
| 36016. | Dong Joo (djpros) | 33.25 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 36017. | lianna (17ljcameron08) | 33.19 | 86% | 2013-03-18 |
| 36018. | John Spencer (spencer) | 33.17 | 89% | 2016-06-09 |
| 36019. | 123456 (konoha) | 33.15 | 92% | 2011-10-12 |
| 36020. | Christel (chriskiss97) | 33.14 | — | 2009-08-17 |
| 36021. | keshav (kesav_xs) | 33.11 | 95% | 2023-02-11 |
| 36022. | Anurag (aracer) | 33.11 | 85% | 2012-11-04 |
| 36023. | Ignacio (ig10) | 33.08 | 84% | 2013-10-21 |
| 36024. | thanh (tlamts) | 33.05 | 98% | 2013-10-01 |
| 36025. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 33.03 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 36026. | lazar (lazar) | 33.03 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 36027. | blu (maco) | 33.02 | 83% | 2011-12-20 |
| 36028. | Brian Carlo (brian0309) | 33.01 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 36029. | saroj (sarojmaan12) | 32.99 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 36030. | Tomas (affable) | 32.95 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 36031. | mainto (manito7) | 32.91 | 91% | 2021-07-13 |
| 36032. | Annija (annijaestere) | 32.89 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 36033. | aryan (qnobj) | 32.87 | 94% | 2022-07-22 |
| 36034. | Julia (accuhc) | 32.86 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 36035. | Nguyễn (nguyenanh17) | 32.85 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 36036. | Jacob (jacobtolstrup) | 32.82 | 97% | 2018-07-09 |
| 36037. | hei (chowchunhei) | 32.71 | 91% | 2017-02-05 |
| 36038. | theFurlong (thefurlong) | 32.69 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 36039. | Ill (fencing) | 32.67 | 91% | 2020-08-24 |
| 36040. | pushakar (pushakardhami) | 32.61 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 36041. | Deepak (deepak534) | 32.61 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 36042. | sigma (adelshehadeh) | 32.59 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 36043. | Sinisa (serbgood) | 32.58 | 93% | 2017-09-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |