The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15887. | David (cephadrigan) | 89.65 | 98% | 2012-10-28 |
| 15888. | Avlotis (avlotis) | 89.65 | 94% | 2017-05-23 |
| 15889. | Muko (muko) | 89.65 | — | 2009-07-12 |
| 15890. | The Stig (the_veldt) | 89.65 | 99% | 2016-03-27 |
| 15891. | Czar (czarlol) | 89.65 | 96% | 2015-06-04 |
| 15892. | Ruggles (ruggles101) | 89.64 | 95% | 2012-10-14 |
| 15893. | purple (purpleanalogue) | 89.64 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 15894. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 89.64 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
| 15895. | Danny (dannyemad) | 89.64 | 97% | 2021-06-04 |
| 15896. | BRUH (rabonh) | 89.64 | 96% | 2018-10-05 |
| 15897. | Stephanie May (stephaniemay) | 89.64 | 94% | 2014-09-09 |
| 15898. | AimSpy (aimspy) | 89.63 | 99% | 2022-12-05 |
| 15899. | Will (rdtomgrcr) | 89.63 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 15900. | Steve (folger) | 89.63 | 99% | 2011-11-26 |
| 15901. | Seh-kai (skliao) | 89.63 | 90% | 2013-01-13 |
| 15902. | Kim (bayou) | 89.63 | 98% | 2014-08-09 |
| 15903. | tarifwastaken (tarifwastaken) | 89.62 | 97% | 2022-11-16 |
| 15904. | Sylvaen (suggestedrp) | 89.62 | 98% | 2021-04-19 |
| 15905. | lucas (joemama3) | 89.62 | 98% | 2022-04-29 |
| 15906. | Andre (andreraj) | 89.62 | 96% | 2014-10-17 |
| 15907. | Veronica (afdavis) | 89.62 | 99% | 2013-01-18 |
| 15908. | Kayega (briankayega) | 89.61 | 98.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 15909. | An (binhanle65) | 89.61 | 97% | 2021-04-04 |
| 15910. | noob (preimmortal) | 89.61 | 96% | 2015-07-14 |
| 15911. | The (thesaints) | 89.61 | 97% | 2016-02-04 |
| 15912. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 89.61 | 92% | 2016-03-17 |
| 15913. | Carl (carlstanson) | 89.61 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 15914. | DanielGolem (danielgolem) | 89.60 | 99% | 2023-03-02 |
| 15915. | ratticator (cottoncandyminer) | 89.60 | 97% | 2017-09-11 |
| 15916. | jacob (jagoffian) | 89.60 | 98% | 2020-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |