The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11312. | Eduardo (keyboard_cowboy) | 86.58 | 94% | 2013-09-07 |
| 11313. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 86.57 | 98% | 2021-09-18 |
| 11314. | Michael (pokemic) | 86.57 | 100% | 2014-01-01 |
| 11315. | Mystery (tkwon14) | 86.57 | 96.6% | 2021-01-31 |
| 11316. | gizmo (spoky) | 86.57 | 93% | 2015-08-21 |
| 11317. | Norbert (5000wpm) | 86.57 | 94% | 2017-05-14 |
| 11318. | Kit (kahkitng98) | 86.56 | 99% | 2019-12-01 |
| 11319. | Goya (goyalife) | 86.56 | 96% | 2021-08-13 |
| 11320. | michael (mikeabawse) | 86.56 | 98% | 2022-10-06 |
| 11321. | 🌠Rubby🌠(mikerubby) | 86.56 | 97% | 2017-12-18 |
| 11322. | Mitchell (mdyer44) | 86.56 | 95% | 2016-07-07 |
| 11323. | Soy (soysooye) | 86.55 | 97% | 2022-10-21 |
| 11324. | Amisently (amisently) | 86.55 | 95% | 2016-12-02 |
| 11325. | Brent (brentc3) | 86.55 | 96% | 2016-11-17 |
| 11326. | Jaouad (icetouched) | 86.55 | 93% | 2012-10-18 |
| 11327. | Crouton (a99966) | 86.55 | 97% | 2015-01-30 |
| 11328. | yurk (yurk) | 86.54 | 97% | 2015-03-12 |
| 11329. | Clay (baff) | 86.54 | 95% | 2014-08-12 |
| 11330. | Emperus (emperus) | 86.54 | 84% | 2011-12-31 |
| 11331. | 🇮🇱💜LEAN💜🇮ðŸ‡... | 86.54 | 98% | 2022-12-20 |
| 11332. | Ernie (erniek) | 86.54 | 96% | 2022-04-29 |
| 11333. | Lizzie (lilipatootieo4) | 86.54 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 11334. | Sanbi (ss8vd) | 86.54 | — | 2010-08-07 |
| 11335. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 86.54 | 85% | 2016-08-13 |
| 11336. | Liam (number406) | 86.53 | 95% | 2018-03-11 |
| 11337. | joe (jwvv77) | 86.53 | 98% | 2017-11-23 |
| 11338. | Gaurav (silverlightning) | 86.53 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 11339. | kyo (kyozanuro) | 86.53 | 97% | 2015-08-10 |
| 11340. | Tim (timspeedle) | 86.52 | 84% | 2014-10-27 |
| 11341. | Matthew (fl4m3zzz) | 86.52 | 98% | 2022-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |