Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18907. | zhuzewei (zhuzewei) | 70.35 | 96% | 2016-05-05 |
| 18908. | nil.rajmane@gmail.com (nila... | 70.35 | 97.7% | 2021-03-02 |
| 18909. | tstats[nosagadu21] (nosagad... | 70.35 | 98% | 2021-10-06 |
| 18910. | Anuar (anuar_s) | 70.34 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 18911. | Lyndsey (lboulton) | 70.34 | 96% | 2016-06-14 |
| 18912. | parth (parthb) | 70.34 | 90% | 2014-10-29 |
| 18913. | Miya (miyapiyaya) | 70.34 | 93% | 2017-01-04 |
| 18914. | swiggle (suturo) | 70.34 | 98% | 2014-01-11 |
| 18915. | Ahmed (ahmedmoharam) | 70.34 | 96% | 2023-05-18 |
| 18916. | DSIG (moltenmango) | 70.34 | 95% | 2022-01-03 |
| 18917. | Justine (jedkarl) | 70.33 | 87% | 2016-12-09 |
| 18918. | pewpewdevildog (pewpewdevil... | 70.33 | 97% | 2021-03-12 |
| 18919. | Shreyas (shreyas_jani) | 70.33 | 96.4% | 2023-05-17 |
| 18920. | Aldan (aldany) | 70.33 | 96% | 2023-09-04 |
| 18921. | Velvet (finalaeon123) | 70.33 | 98% | 2018-06-07 |
| 18922. | Lam (lam_blue) | 70.33 | 94% | 2012-02-23 |
| 18923. | Exium (exium) | 70.32 | 94.1% | 2021-02-25 |
| 18924. | Jess Rey (10reyocon) | 70.32 | 95% | 2021-04-05 |
| 18925. | 𖣂 (st8rboy) | 70.32 | 97% | 2023-03-10 |
| 18926. | Marron (afable0102) | 70.32 | 93% | 2014-07-05 |
| 18927. | Matti (d3_aston) | 70.31 | 98% | 2018-01-05 |
| 18928. | Tracey (tramp) | 70.31 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 18929. | Josette (ceij12) | 70.31 | 98% | 2011-12-16 |
| 18930. | kiki (handsss) | 70.31 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 18931. | tstats[vrooooom1337] (vrooo... | 70.31 | 96% | 2017-11-10 |
| 18932. | Ray (gelastical) | 70.31 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 18933. | Jason (falconoclaf) | 70.31 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 18934. | Saif (saifyboy) | 70.30 | 89% | 2016-12-22 |
| 18935. | Jag (jaguhan) | 70.30 | 97% | 2016-01-05 |
| 18936. | lando_nomiss (lando_nomiss) | 70.30 | 97% | 2022-08-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |