Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4620. | 4n2h0ny (4n2h0ny) | 64.04 | 95% | 2020-01-20 |
| 4621. | Jiong Yang (yangfoo) | 64.04 | 96% | 2020-04-28 |
| 4622. | Wake (awriter) | 64.03 | 97% | 2019-02-05 |
| 4623. | denixu (denixu) | 64.03 | 98% | 2017-07-07 |
| 4624. | KPoke (kpoke) | 64.02 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 4625. | Lurker99 (someone16) | 64.01 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 4626. | helen (aech98) | 64.00 | 97% | 2020-12-08 |
| 4627. | Gabriel (agushrush) | 64.00 | 100% | 2017-08-31 |
| 4628. | Ali (mealiasghar) | 63.99 | 98% | 2020-02-06 |
| 4629. | Shubham (shubhu_) | 63.96 | 97% | 2020-05-17 |
| 4630. | Karsten (gerk) | 63.96 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| 4631. | (๑•﹏•)⋆* ⁑⋆* ... | 63.95 | 97% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4632. | sana (sana32132) | 63.94 | 94% | 2018-01-28 |
| 4633. | Prince (villuprince) | 63.93 | 97% | 2018-02-21 |
| 4634. | Nivan (nivanr06) | 63.92 | 97% | 2020-12-03 |
| 4635. | facenne (facenne) | 63.92 | 96% | 2020-04-30 |
| 4636. | Arthur (aevanso1) | 63.91 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 4637. | douzhen (akariin) | 63.91 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 4638. | Andy (king_krampus) | 63.89 | 97% | 2018-08-18 |
| 4639. | Tami (miso) | 63.88 | 97% | 2018-11-05 |
| 4640. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_adel) | 63.86 | 96% | 2017-11-08 |
| 4641. | Sadra (sadra17) | 63.85 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 4642. | Heide (vnit) | 63.84 | 97% | 2020-07-08 |
| 4643. | Manish (manishmalaviya) | 63.84 | 98% | 2019-03-06 |
| 4644. | Tareque Hasan (tahsin24) | 63.83 | 95% | 2018-11-18 |
| 4645. | Zhen Ou (wazhen) | 63.83 | 97% | 2018-04-28 |
| 4646. | 61 (longfumoon) | 63.83 | 97% | 2018-10-17 |
| 4647. | Janco (vrekenwatermark) | 63.81 | 95% | 2020-09-05 |
| 4648. | Nurul (muradpj) | 63.81 | 98% | 2018-05-17 |
| 4649. | Do people have computers in... | 63.80 | 97% | 2020-10-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |