I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14284. | Greylen (pen15_ba11s) | 74.75 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14285. | dvorak_beginner (dvorak_beg... | 74.74 | 97% | 2021-08-05 |
| 14286. | 1938 (1938) | 74.74 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 14287. | Sam (sl0we4) | 74.74 | 95.9% | 2024-01-09 |
| 14288. | butane (butanebutton) | 74.74 | 95% | 2022-01-07 |
| 14289. | horizon (xhorizon) | 74.74 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| 14290. | Jem (jemanema) | 74.73 | 96% | 2022-01-06 |
| 14291. | dani (danisirico) | 74.73 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
| 14292. | Gabriel (gabrielvi111) | 74.72 | 97% | 2023-03-05 |
| 14293. | Jack (jacksmurthwaite) | 74.72 | 95% | 2018-04-02 |
| 14294. | Justin (justin1013) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-04-10 |
| 14295. | Spork4 (spork4) | 74.72 | 98% | 2018-08-17 |
| 14296. | D-Hunter (xzabuzax) | 74.72 | 97% | 2018-02-13 |
| 14297. | Exijun (exijun) | 74.72 | 97% | 2018-11-30 |
| 14298. | Wake (awriter) | 74.72 | 99% | 2019-07-03 |
| 14299. | kasra (kasraclan) | 74.72 | 97% | 2023-05-30 |
| 14300. | ralph (realityloser) | 74.71 | 98% | 2017-12-16 |
| 14301. | Vincent (aetherxd) | 74.71 | 96% | 2021-02-05 |
| 14302. | Xi Jinping (wuhan_virus) | 74.71 | 97% | 2022-04-05 |
| 14303. | Seilacara (eunaosei) | 74.71 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| 14304. | Edvin (edvin12019) | 74.70 | 95% | 2019-07-07 |
| 14305. | isenze (isenze) | 74.70 | 98% | 2022-02-08 |
| 14306. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 74.70 | 97% | 2018-03-03 |
| 14307. | Dyre (dyreeeee) | 74.70 | 96% | 2020-12-02 |
| 14308. | Nuno (n4n0x01) | 74.70 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 14309. | QuicoDel8 (quico) | 74.69 | 97% | 2020-04-18 |
| 14310. | sohrab (sohrrab) | 74.69 | 96.2% | 2024-09-18 |
| 14311. | BLueballs (neotitanium) | 74.69 | 93% | 2025-03-26 |
| 14312. | steven (urmoots) | 74.69 | 98% | 2018-02-10 |
| 14313. | Oliver (ollybear) | 74.68 | 96% | 2018-09-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |