You do right by me, and I guarantee I'll do right by you. But please, please don't turn me into a nun. I'm not that kind of girl. I've got a reputation. Around town I'm known as microwave Jane because they say I heat up faster than any micro. And when the fire chief visited, he wrote up a new code, and made me wear a smoke alarm between my thighs. And then the Coast Guard, he said that I was creating tsunamis in my waterbed. And then the Pope visited, said I was the only person on earth that had been on my knees more times than he had. Now the president's filed a restraining order claiming I have a romantic interest in the Washington Monument. Oh, you men can be so vicious. Look at me! Just look at me! Do I look like that type of girl?
—from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, a game by Kirin Entertainment
Active since December 11, 2017.
745 total characters in this text.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 637. | Ethan (thatonepear) | 99.77 | 97% | 2018-09-10 |
| 638. | (carrot_) | 99.76 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 639. | Jedidiah (puisanberg) | 99.75 | 96% | 2020-12-01 |
| 640. | (nnas) | 99.73 | 98% | 2020-09-09 |
| 641. | ouchies (evilemmelina) | 99.71 | 97% | 2019-05-04 |
| 642. | Suresh (sureshkapri0) | 99.66 | 99% | 2018-08-01 |
| 643. | Tyler (tjang) | 99.65 | 98% | 2019-07-09 |
| 644. | David (dcohen91) | 99.62 | 98% | 2020-09-12 |
| 645. | Trackman324 (trackman324) | 99.54 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 646. | Timothy (timothy_wi) | 99.53 | 97% | 2018-10-22 |
| 647. | Falcon467 (falcon467) | 99.53 | 98% | 2020-06-10 |
| 648. | Bruh how can i get into mid... | 99.51 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 649. | Raymond (warfangx) | 99.47 | 97% | 2020-08-05 |
| 650. | V (tall_in_spirit) | 99.45 | 96% | 2020-09-25 |
| 651. | ∞ (gatewaydrug) | 99.45 | 97% | 2020-01-10 |
| 652. | Wimawa (bomiis) | 99.44 | 98% | 2019-05-24 |
| 653. | Tony (aethercrest) | 99.43 | 97% | 2020-08-26 |
| 654. | bool3max (bolemax) | 99.43 | 98% | 2018-07-12 |
| 655. | Eric (circador) | 99.40 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 656. | MeowPichu (skyarchbeast) | 99.39 | 99% | 2018-09-09 |
| 657. | J (coughee) | 99.37 | 99% | 2018-12-11 |
| 658. | Josh (soarfn) | 99.36 | 98% | 2018-12-14 |
| 659. | ihatepunc (manbanana) | 99.34 | 98% | 2020-03-19 |
| 660. | nanda bakana (mutality) | 99.31 | 99% | 2018-01-16 |
| 661. | cody (stormspirit97) | 99.30 | 98% | 2018-03-20 |
| 662. | iDeadly (ideadlyxd) | 99.30 | 98% | 2020-07-07 |
| 663. | Nicole (schminah) | 99.24 | 98% | 2019-07-16 |
| 664. | ✿.｡.:* ☆:**:. 𝓟Ｉ... | 99.13 | 96% | 2026-02-11 |
| 665. | Frank (frankxu) | 99.13 | 99% | 2019-02-15 |
| 666. | (alifeofregret) | 99.12 | 97% | 2019-07-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,032 | 97.79 | December 11, 2017 |
| New English Texts | 3 | 109.26 | November 22, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 83.84 | March 12, 2021 |
| Video Games | 2 | 92.69 | November 23, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 2 | 131.95 | November 14, 2020 |