I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3019. | Nam (nambct) | 78.01 | 97% | 2023-04-27 |
| 3020. | brot (brots) | 78.00 | 99% | 2025-07-22 |
| 3021. | Alex (alexdf54) | 77.99 | 95% | 2024-03-30 |
| 3022. | Niki Bleszák (nikkentyu) | 77.98 | 98% | 2026-02-14 |
| 3023. | Chuchu (chuchudesu) | 77.95 | 97.6% | 2025-03-17 |
| 3024. | Stretch (strezetch) | 77.95 | 98% | 2024-07-28 |
| 3025. | BOBA (bobavfett) | 77.95 | 97% | 2025-06-04 |
| 3026. | Sato2020 (sato2020) | 77.93 | 96.4% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3027. | nathan (chillyproductions) | 77.92 | 96% | 2024-10-24 |
| 3028. | Bat (batdude) | 77.92 | 99% | 2023-07-07 |
| 3029. | Sint (sint11) | 77.88 | 96.8% | 2024-08-26 |
| 3030. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 77.87 | 96.9% | 2024-10-30 |
| 3031. | tysoony (tysoony) | 77.84 | 98% | 2025-10-31 |
| 3032. | LARRY (larrydavidcurb) | 77.80 | 97% | 2026-05-11 |
| 3033. | (exergo) | 77.79 | 97.6% | 2025-01-23 |
| 3034. | Free Palestine (mohamad01) | 77.78 | 96.8% | 2023-06-14 |
| 3035. | aeternity (aeternity) | 77.74 | 95% | 2023-10-03 |
| 3036. | Andres (andresitotsestoshowa) | 77.72 | 97.8% | 2024-05-28 |
| 3037. | yoimhungry (yoimhungry) | 77.72 | 95.2% | 2024-12-08 |
| 3038. | RED (red666) | 77.70 | 96% | 2023-05-06 |
| 3039. | Kamil Boehm (dvorak_ftw_4eva) | 77.70 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 3040. | Chheung (chheung) | 77.68 | 96% | 2024-03-18 |
| 3041. | finedhe54 (finedhe54) | 77.68 | 94.3% | 2024-01-13 |
| 3042. | khalid (khalidabououalid) | 77.68 | 97.5% | 2025-02-20 |
| 3043. | JomnoiZ (jomnoi) | 77.66 | 96% | 2024-02-21 |
| 3044. | Shane (shanef) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-11-23 |
| 3045. | mikeeeee (typintypist) | 77.66 | 95% | 2023-04-30 |
| 3046. | squeakyspider (squeakyspider) | 77.64 | 94% | 2023-09-25 |
| 3047. | Properal (properal) | 77.64 | 96% | 2025-01-24 |
| 3048. | love_israel (love_israel) | 77.63 | 98% | 2024-05-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |