I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2385. | jeap89 (jeap89) | 116.18 | 100% | 2025-04-03 |
| 2386. | chopsticksss_split (chopsti... | 116.17 | 98.7% | 2024-09-04 |
| 2387. | Charlie (cduong04) | 116.17 | 99% | 2021-10-22 |
| 2388. | momo (yaomomo) | 116.14 | 98% | 2023-10-08 |
| 2389. | Finn (finn_r) | 116.14 | 99% | 2021-04-06 |
| 2390. | EtherealFog (etherealfog) | 116.14 | 98.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 2391. | Nexus (popcornman) | 116.13 | 99% | 2025-03-24 |
| 2392. | abika (abikadika) | 116.13 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 2393. | Matt (mattymarsh) | 116.12 | 99% | 2025-05-02 |
| 2394. | Islam ❤ (respectedfeeds) | 116.10 | 97.8% | 2024-12-30 |
| 2395. | Speed (thenimblefinger) | 116.10 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 2396. | DeZember (yuskov) | 116.10 | 98% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2397. | fast fingies (tom_the_god) | 116.10 | 98% | 2020-04-09 |
| 2398. | pogron (rawhnald) | 116.09 | 99% | 2023-09-05 |
| 2399. | matt (choa) | 116.09 | 96% | 2017-09-20 |
| 2400. | Choy the noob (timoo) | 116.08 | 98% | 2018-12-29 |
| 2401. | apark (aesenix) | 116.07 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 2402. | IAmAtomicツ (from_phlol) | 116.07 | 97% | 2025-10-02 |
| 2403. | bzh (bzh_) | 116.06 | 98.1% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2404. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 116.05 | 100% | 2023-03-28 |
| 2405. | feelsclapman (sprenkelz) | 116.04 | 99% | 2021-01-06 |
| 2406. | NeverRage (solid_raiden) | 116.03 | 99% | 2017-09-21 |
| 2407. | anhar (_anhar) | 116.02 | 98.7% | 2024-06-02 |
| 2408. | Rockodile (rockodile) | 116.02 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 2409. | Joey (minecandy) | 116.02 | 97% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2410. | Son (mcc_sasuke) | 116.01 | 98% | 2025-11-02 |
| 2411. | tania (tlee120) | 116.01 | 99% | 2019-06-23 |
| 2412. | Alfred (office123) | 116.01 | 99% | 2018-11-10 |
| 2413. | Vurt (vurt) | 116.00 | 97.8% | 2024-05-24 |
| 2414. | Anshul (cononcus) | 116.00 | 99% | 2017-10-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |