The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6889. | Rahul (ras_al_ghul) | 53.13 | 95% | 2022-12-28 |
| 6890. | Alana (alana3004) | 53.13 | 95% | 2013-09-25 |
| 6891. | Dao (d2t19) | 53.13 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 6892. | rembrandt (rembrandt) | 53.13 | — | 2010-04-14 |
| 6893. | Top (captain_top) | 53.12 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 6894. | Jordamn (jordando345) | 53.12 | 94% | 2018-12-12 |
| 6895. | Tato (mientefuego) | 53.12 | — | 2008-12-30 |
| 6896. | dani (tzvishilo) | 53.12 | 94% | 2016-02-22 |
| 6897. | willow (willowthewisp) | 53.12 | — | 2009-07-04 |
| 6898. | The Duck (therealduck) | 53.12 | 99% | 2019-02-19 |
| 6899. | (kngochai) | 53.12 | — | 2010-12-27 |
| 6900. | Uncle (jedi_yoda) | 53.12 | 94% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6901. | Felix (fgeller) | 53.12 | 95% | 2014-01-27 |
| 6902. | Akshy (akshy) | 53.12 | 96% | 2020-12-30 |
| 6903. | saket (saket1harsh2) | 53.12 | 96% | 2021-07-04 |
| 6904. | Harshith (ghvsama_123) | 53.12 | 96% | 2022-08-14 |
| 6905. | Jane (maejin) | 53.11 | 99% | 2017-05-06 |
| 6906. | aerospike (aerospike) | 53.11 | 95% | 2021-08-28 |
| 6907. | Sagar (sagarcool) | 53.11 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 6908. | songdocheese (songdocheese) | 53.11 | 98% | 2020-10-11 |
| 6909. | Eddie (eddieaconnects) | 53.11 | 97% | 2013-07-27 |
| 6910. | Fernanda (nandaguizan) | 53.11 | — | 2008-11-30 |
| 6911. | Fretka (fretka) | 53.11 | — | 2010-03-18 |
| 6912. | dummy (dummyaccount) | 53.10 | 92% | 2017-03-01 |
| 6913. | joon (joonleey) | 53.10 | 91% | 2017-03-20 |
| 6914. | Ibrahim (ibrahim_habib) | 53.10 | 91% | 2015-09-09 |
| 6915. | Ronnie (ronniedroid) | 53.10 | 95% | 2023-03-01 |
| 6916. | SlowKey (slowkey) | 53.09 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 6917. | Farkhan (farkhann) | 53.09 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 6918. | MRBC (mrbc) | 53.09 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |