And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 37622. | abid (abid_shah5771@yahoo.com) | 46.89 | 88% | 2015-08-05 |
| 37623. | Mahal ko si (rogelio65) | 46.88 | 92% | 2021-06-28 |
| 37624. | Thor (johnthebestmountainman) | 46.88 | 97% | 2017-08-13 |
| 37625. | Denise (468468) | 46.88 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 37626. | muhire (muhire.robert@yahoo... | 46.88 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 37627. | Sudhir (sudhir_123) | 46.87 | 98% | 2021-10-30 |
| 37628. | apoorv (apoorvgpt9) | 46.87 | 93% | 2014-03-16 |
| 37629. | Shaurya (shaurya_mohan) | 46.86 | 93% | 2020-10-17 |
| 37630. | Xiao (mexin) | 46.86 | — | 2008-11-03 |
| 37631. | Nur (nurmd) | 46.86 | 91% | 2014-10-07 |
| 37632. | Peders (peders) | 46.85 | 98% | 2016-01-21 |
| 37633. | Jorg (jorg_fischer) | 46.85 | 90% | 2016-11-01 |
| 37634. | Elvin (elvin1990) | 46.85 | 92% | 2016-05-09 |
| 37635. | the (themayor2004) | 46.84 | 94% | 2022-02-09 |
| 37636. | L (semibot) | 46.84 | 94.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 37637. | Akshay (akshay_c123) | 46.84 | 96% | 2022-01-04 |
| 37638. | AEPD (aepd) | 46.83 | 95% | 2023-09-19 |
| 37639. | Abdulaziz (azeez289) | 46.82 | 93% | 2022-04-22 |
| 37640. | boop (holloww) | 46.82 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 37641. | Harry (harrymac1972) | 46.82 | 96% | 2017-03-14 |
| 37642. | Ottis (l_e_o33) | 46.81 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 37643. | shehzad (shehzad375) | 46.81 | 90% | 2014-03-25 |
| 37644. | Max (mightymax1177) | 46.81 | 95% | 2016-05-07 |
| 37645. | Saurabh (saurabh0402) | 46.80 | 91% | 2016-08-16 |
| 37646. | songgemun (user20) | 46.80 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 37647. | H. S. (morning) | 46.80 | 96% | 2014-08-11 |
| 37648. | Darnell (racerin) | 46.80 | 98% | 2021-10-15 |
| 37649. | Geo (geoooooooo) | 46.80 | 95.9% | 2021-01-30 |
| 37650. | MR. V (sv14) | 46.80 | — | 2011-02-28 |
| 37651. | Test (123a123) | 46.80 | 96% | 2012-10-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |