The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1859. | Sowrabh (sowrabh) | 66.24 | 91% | 2011-09-13 |
| 1860. | Voyteck (voyteck) | 66.21 | 94% | 2018-12-28 |
| 1861. | Adam (adam1219) | 66.21 | 92% | 2014-07-10 |
| 1862. | willy (willywongker69) | 66.20 | 88% | 2016-04-13 |
| 1863. | hosssein (mhrimaz) | 66.20 | 95% | 2016-02-25 |
| 1864. | Mark (markwright) | 66.20 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 1865. | Sushi (yinyang) | 66.19 | — | 2009-07-08 |
| 1866. | Lars (workmanprogress) | 66.18 | 98% | 2022-11-14 |
| 1867. | y (ytasf) | 66.18 | 98% | 2012-08-01 |
| 1868. | Rida (r1997) | 66.17 | 96% | 2020-03-25 |
| 1869. | Ryan (r_b_tessier) | 66.17 | 96% | 2012-01-10 |
| 1870. | Aamod (ajrv) | 66.16 | 96% | 2020-08-07 |
| 1871. | miura (miharu) | 66.16 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 1872. | Teez (evofury) | 66.16 | 90% | 2015-10-03 |
| 1873. | Salman (salmanzeb) | 66.15 | 96% | 2016-08-25 |
| 1874. | Osiel Dias (ziel) | 66.15 | — | 2010-04-13 |
| 1875. | Aditya (adityabj) | 66.13 | 95.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1876. | ∞ (lukman999) | 66.13 | 94% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1877. | Brian (ace213) | 66.13 | 98% | 2015-12-28 |
| 1878. | Francisco (aeos) | 66.13 | 96% | 2017-12-07 |
| 1879. | Changnam (rotoflemf) | 66.12 | 98% | 2014-04-08 |
| 1880. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 66.12 | 94% | 2016-11-19 |
| 1881. | Riddle (riddles) | 66.11 | — | 2011-03-23 |
| 1882. | Cian (lagnic) | 66.11 | 92% | 2016-03-23 |
| 1883. | Bacosca (bacosca) | 66.11 | 95% | 2015-05-22 |
| 1884. | Go Go Goooo! (gogocarol) | 66.10 | — | 2011-03-24 |
| 1885. | Elgin™ (elginz) | 66.10 | 89% | 2013-08-24 |
| 1886. | Bailmox (mailbox) | 66.09 | 95% | 2013-01-29 |
| 1887. | Ben (thefatman) | 66.08 | 96% | 2012-05-05 |
| 1888. | hehe (vnsvns) | 66.06 | — | 2010-04-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |