And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13581. | Matt (13558) | 90.49 | 89% | 2011-10-12 |
| 13582. | Snail (snail_geezer) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-17 |
| 13583. | Luda (ludavis) | 90.48 | 98% | 2022-01-15 |
| 13584. | Kelly (kellyoubrejr) | 90.48 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13585. | gab (gabboon) | 90.48 | 90% | 2016-04-01 |
| 13586. | Richard (lionheartjin) | 90.48 | 97% | 2018-08-24 |
| 13587. | Brittany (doggyjunky) | 90.48 | 96% | 2015-01-19 |
| 13588. | binbin (atg19) | 90.47 | 88% | 2016-03-22 |
| 13589. | Jamie (cadman6) | 90.47 | 98.3% | 2023-09-20 |
| 13590. | Koupka (koupka) | 90.47 | 96% | 2022-10-23 |
| 13591. | Brandon (bachasdas) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
| 13592. | Jacob (oakus) | 90.47 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 13593. | danny (dannycool241) | 90.47 | 97% | 2018-03-05 |
| 13594. | AJ (ragingkeys) | 90.47 | 98% | 2015-02-17 |
| 13595. | zach (tabako) | 90.47 | 95% | 2011-09-29 |
| 13596. | James (jamesshi) | 90.47 | 95% | 2013-01-14 |
| 13597. | help (mango_mango_mango) | 90.46 | 96% | 2021-07-12 |
| 13598. | tom (tombaxter1) | 90.46 | 97% | 2012-10-29 |
| 13599. | Jared (thejar) | 90.46 | 93% | 2014-06-12 |
| 13600. | aeixel (aeixel) | 90.46 | 91% | 2015-03-24 |
| 13601. | Aaron (kountervibe) | 90.45 | 96% | 2023-03-29 |
| 13602. | Juho (screamus) | 90.45 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 13603. | Amerie (amerie93) | 90.45 | 97% | 2013-05-21 |
| 13604. | Brian (mechbowler) | 90.44 | 98% | 2016-06-03 |
| 13605. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 90.44 | 99% | 2020-04-11 |
| 13606. | 911 (domeier) | 90.44 | 97% | 2012-02-04 |
| 13607. | UAegis (uaegis) | 90.43 | 95.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 13608. | jessica (jlm27) | 90.43 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
| 13609. | Mazen (mazenayman) | 90.43 | 97% | 2021-11-22 |
| 13610. | FKeyboard (fkeyboard) | 90.43 | 92% | 2017-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |