So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10337. | david (kidlucrative) | 84.83 | — | 2011-02-27 |
| 10338. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 84.82 | 98% | 2020-05-05 |
| 10339. | Strahinja (zlatan3412) | 84.82 | 91% | 2016-09-11 |
| 10340. | Treven (treven2001) | 84.82 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
| 10341. | clipoy (clipoy) | 84.82 | 94% | 2013-06-14 |
| 10342. | VTEC KICKED IN YO (envme) | 84.82 | 97% | 2013-12-03 |
| 10343. | Mudd_ME (mudd_me) | 84.82 | — | 2010-03-20 |
| 10344. | Tom (decoherence) | 84.82 | 96% | 2015-03-03 |
| 10345. | CJ (cannedair) | 84.82 | 97% | 2017-06-01 |
| 10346. | Allie (alliebaba) | 84.82 | — | 2009-04-03 |
| 10347. | Jon (ja81301) | 84.81 | 97% | 2020-03-10 |
| 10348. | Luke (delurkish) | 84.81 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 10349. | doom (doomi87) | 84.81 | 83% | 2014-06-28 |
| 10350. | Rodrigo (rylm) | 84.81 | 91% | 2015-05-19 |
| 10351. | Rajasekhar (bonibabu) | 84.81 | 96% | 2014-08-12 |
| 10352. | (7531246) | 84.81 | — | 2011-02-20 |
| 10353. | Saurav (pwnagewithra) | 84.80 | 94% | 2013-01-31 |
| 10354. | Adromrial (adromrial) | 84.80 | 96% | 2022-05-29 |
| 10355. | Emmy (emilyelaine) | 84.80 | 95% | 2016-06-09 |
| 10356. | Rikesh (rikesh) | 84.80 | 96% | 2020-03-19 |
| 10357. | nadoushi (nadoushi) | 84.80 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 10358. | Damian (damian_k) | 84.80 | 98% | 2012-06-07 |
| 10359. | Minh (nhminh) | 84.79 | 96% | 2023-05-07 |
| 10360. | vikalimo (anoba) | 84.79 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 10361. | Order (orderadchaos) | 84.79 | 97% | 2022-04-02 |
| 10362. | jo (divergingfrompintos) | 84.79 | 95% | 2013-03-19 |
| 10363. | sm (smgreato) | 84.78 | 95% | 2023-03-21 |
| 10364. | ^_^ (likeshiau) | 84.78 | — | 2010-10-08 |
| 10365. | Joshua (joshuaxiong) | 84.78 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 10366. | Björn (typeracerguy) | 84.78 | 96% | 2012-02-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |