The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7967. | jude (jude17) | 93.70 | 98% | 2023-05-21 |
| 7968. | Brent (tyrranicide) | 93.70 | 95% | 2014-08-09 |
| 7969. | Inferno2332 (inferno2332) | 93.70 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7970. | Joey (coxoncable) | 93.69 | 98% | 2021-09-24 |
| 7971. | Somebody (caramelpichu) | 93.69 | 98% | 2015-07-25 |
| 7972. | BLU (glitterblonde) | 93.69 | 98% | 2022-07-27 |
| 7973. | folds (mfaram) | 93.69 | — | 2008-10-22 |
| 7974. | blaize (blaizeyo) | 93.69 | — | 2010-07-26 |
| 7975. | Nadeem (abstractwhiz) | 93.69 | — | 2010-06-13 |
| 7976. | Ace (killgon) | 93.68 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
| 7977. | John (chopsuey) | 93.68 | — | 2009-07-31 |
| 7978. | Bryan (panjaitan) | 93.68 | 95% | 2013-10-21 |
| 7979. | ゆうや (yuuyashirato) | 93.68 | 93% | 2014-03-14 |
| 7980. | test (rossweisse) | 93.68 | 94% | 2014-12-08 |
| 7981. | Mat-Eo (mat_eo) | 93.68 | 98% | 2012-05-19 |
| 7982. | Dafort (dafpogi) | 93.68 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
| 7983. | Timothy (adral) | 93.67 | 98.1% | 2023-10-04 |
| 7984. | Will (williamwang) | 93.67 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 7985. | God (vampireboytoy1999) | 93.67 | 94% | 2015-03-05 |
| 7986. | Max (2zmaxx) | 93.66 | 95% | 2023-09-15 |
| 7987. | blue2electricboogaloo (105wpm) | 93.66 | 99% | 2022-01-20 |
| 7988. | Ariffin (ariffin) | 93.66 | 97% | 2021-11-26 |
| 7989. | . (speedyant) | 93.66 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| 7990. | Theany (p_theany) | 93.66 | — | 2011-01-02 |
| 7991. | Jon (jjoelson) | 93.66 | 95% | 2014-05-05 |
| 7992. | deadnotsleeping (deadnotsle... | 93.66 | 97% | 2013-07-30 |
| 7993. | Mark (anoob) | 93.65 | 94% | 2011-11-17 |
| 7994. | Bacon (raymondmo) | 93.65 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 7995. | qwert (qwert_13) | 93.65 | 97% | 2015-04-20 |
| 7996. | Jordan (sundayjim) | 93.64 | 98% | 2015-11-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |