I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8234. | Jim (jimjimbles123) | 95.14 | 100% | 2022-11-04 |
| 8235. | Nika (redrajax) | 95.14 | 99% | 2018-02-22 |
| 8236. | TJ (timothyjan) | 95.13 | 97% | 2021-05-20 |
| 8237. | khalil (credendo) | 95.13 | 98% | 2022-04-01 |
| 8238. | Tom (elrubiomcespagno) | 95.13 | 99% | 2023-02-26 |
| 8239. | Raphael (purified_salt) | 95.12 | 97.1% | 2024-03-21 |
| 8240. | ksil_mac24 (ksil_mac24) | 95.12 | 98.8% | 2024-10-17 |
| 8241. | Loren (hexahedron) | 95.12 | 98% | 2018-10-24 |
| 8242. | Deactrals (deactralsyt) | 95.12 | 96% | 2022-12-06 |
| 8243. | imnotanygood (handicaped) | 95.12 | 98% | 2019-01-12 |
| 8244. | liam (liom101) | 95.12 | 93% | 2017-03-20 |
| 8245. | mamser (mamser01) | 95.11 | 95.5% | 2024-05-16 |
| 8246. | Steyl (steyl) | 95.11 | 98.8% | 2023-07-02 |
| 8247. | nana (goomi) | 95.11 | 98% | 2023-03-07 |
| 8248. | Laura (laurasee) | 95.11 | 98.8% | 2021-02-26 |
| 8249. | Kuy (rou168) | 95.10 | 99% | 2018-12-09 |
| 8250. | Jaydotsun (jaydotsun) | 95.09 | 98% | 2022-08-04 |
| 8251. | Ramor (rom10cort) | 95.09 | 98% | 2018-08-26 |
| 8252. | Aiden ⭐ (wainked) | 95.09 | 97.3% | 2023-11-02 |
| 8253. | epicface (adowoable) | 95.09 | 97% | 2022-09-07 |
| 8254. | josh23_02 (goodboy10058_) | 95.08 | 98% | 2025-06-27 |
| 8255. | hydreigon (hydreigon) | 95.08 | 97.7% | 2024-06-08 |
| 8256. | Viper (viper04) | 95.08 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 8257. | Saul (saulvsoto) | 95.08 | 96% | 2020-08-28 |
| 8258. | Vik (wikalerys) | 95.08 | 98% | 2017-07-16 |
| 8259. | Fedor (fshabashev) | 95.07 | 99% | 2020-05-29 |
| 8260. | Joe (joec103) | 95.06 | 99% | 2019-05-26 |
| 8261. | KIARA (atherynbane) | 95.06 | 99% | 2021-11-15 |
| 8262. | Natalie (dolphinbunny359) | 95.06 | 99% | 2022-04-20 |
| 8263. | Max (mcm20) | 95.06 | 98% | 2021-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |