The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19607. | maks (boredmaks) | 72.81 | 93% | 2013-12-02 |
| 19608. | Willian (vasconcelosbrazilian) | 72.80 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 19609. | Bobby (senseibets) | 72.80 | 94% | 2021-03-08 |
| 19610. | Gabbie (gg13) | 72.80 | 96% | 2022-11-16 |
| 19611. | Chonlathep (unlimitia) | 72.80 | 98% | 2017-08-11 |
| 19612. | peacefulheart (peacefulheart) | 72.80 | 91% | 2017-05-26 |
| 19613. | Bianca (gramnes) | 72.80 | 88% | 2011-07-16 |
| 19614. | wiz (wizthethird) | 72.80 | 94% | 2012-10-15 |
| 19615. | Judah (rastalamm) | 72.80 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 19616. | Jaimher (jaimher) | 72.80 | 97% | 2023-02-06 |
| 19617. | Steven (smfoote) | 72.79 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 19618. | A (lvorg) | 72.79 | 98% | 2022-01-18 |
| 19619. | Laura (theelvis) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-10-28 |
| 19620. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 72.79 | 96% | 2022-02-15 |
| 19621. | JtG (jaylegee) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 19622. | atomic (tolk) | 72.79 | 97% | 2011-06-03 |
| 19623. | Siddharth (sid_1310) | 72.78 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 19624. | supraaxdd (supraaxdd) | 72.78 | 95% | 2022-07-08 |
| 19625. | epicface (adowoable) | 72.78 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 19626. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 72.78 | 95% | 2019-05-14 |
| 19627. | arache (howeyzeh) | 72.78 | 96% | 2021-12-01 |
| 19628. | Joshua (pigdog435) | 72.78 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 19629. | Coffin (coffin) | 72.78 | 93% | 2015-06-05 |
| 19630. | LinKz (linkz) | 72.78 | 96% | 2012-10-15 |
| 19631. | fah (fah22) | 72.78 | 96% | 2014-02-14 |
| 19632. | diow (diow) | 72.78 | 95% | 2013-01-31 |
| 19633. | Ethan (creamthehippo) | 72.77 | 96.7% | 2023-10-26 |
| 19634. | Joseph (_hpesoj) | 72.77 | 96% | 2021-01-05 |
| 19635. | Udit (uditagrawal) | 72.77 | 96% | 2014-08-29 |
| 19636. | Gunner (gunner8) | 72.77 | 94% | 2020-06-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |