I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6999. | Mike (mike_121) | 94.45 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| 7000. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 7001. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 94.45 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 7002. | R A I N Z (rainz07) | 94.44 | 96% | 2025-11-08 |
| 7003. | Anna 3 (lilsleep21) | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 7004. | Cog (cogking) | 94.44 | 97.4% | 2025-01-12 |
| 7005. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 7006. | Kelli (klandry80) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 7007. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 7008. | Tohst (drtoast) | 94.44 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 7009. | arafolie (qorgus) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7010. | David (bigd4316) | 94.44 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 7011. | Egg boy (atobias28) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 7012. | Andie (andieeee) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 7013. | Nate (thatguyx) | 94.43 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 7014. | DeanK (marvin2) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 7015. | Sebastian (novatypes) | 94.41 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| 7016. | tiramisu (typist786) | 94.41 | 100% | 2022-06-13 |
| 7017. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 94.41 | 99.5% | 2023-11-10 |
| 7018. | Travis (travisxball) | 94.41 | 96.9% | 2024-02-11 |
| 7019. | Jillian (adoremouse) | 94.41 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
| 7020. | Hassan (hassandawy) | 94.40 | 97.4% | 2023-10-22 |
| 7021. | Drago (ldragol) | 94.40 | 98% | 2024-12-29 |
| 7022. | b (bonkadonks) | 94.40 | 99% | 2021-11-23 |
| 7023. | primo (prim013) | 94.40 | 97% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7024. | Mike (fastneko) | 94.40 | 96% | 2021-10-28 |
| 7025. | Vesper (toonvesper) | 94.39 | 96% | 2021-08-30 |
| 7026. | Pranav (p_goat) | 94.39 | 99% | 2024-07-16 |
| 7027. | moses (musashi_210) | 94.39 | 97.4% | 2024-03-01 |
| 7028. | Char (airrifle4894) | 94.39 | 85% | 2016-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |