So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35651. | Ambocupu (ambocupu) | 38.28 | 91% | 2011-12-03 |
| 35652. | sutus (sutus5555) | 38.28 | 90% | 2016-12-26 |
| 35653. | Zara (uki00) | 38.27 | 96% | 2022-05-18 |
| 35654. | full (fullmoon) | 38.27 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 35655. | CatAstrophic (the_jorrick_27) | 38.26 | 95% | 2022-09-14 |
| 35656. | fighting (fighting0304) | 38.26 | 97% | 2016-04-02 |
| 35657. | Luca (_jay_clay_) | 38.26 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35658. | Sankar (sankarbala) | 38.25 | 93.3% | 2023-08-19 |
| 35659. | li (limengmeng) | 38.25 | 95% | 2012-05-02 |
| 35660. | Omer (omerdan) | 38.24 | 94% | 2013-09-02 |
| 35661. | tacocat (cfisher37) | 38.22 | 96% | 2023-01-26 |
| 35662. | gwessy (gwessy) | 38.21 | 91% | 2015-03-31 |
| 35663. | Gleb (gl_arbuzov) | 38.20 | 94% | 2020-08-06 |
| 35664. | Shreyansh (shrugy) | 38.20 | 94% | 2021-03-16 |
| 35665. | Elie (m4ch1n3) | 38.20 | 93% | 2019-01-09 |
| 35666. | Davis (davis239) | 38.20 | 94% | 2015-10-09 |
| 35667. | Henry (vvkpro12) | 38.19 | 90% | 2016-06-10 |
| 35668. | Admit (admit) | 38.19 | 82% | 2016-04-18 |
| 35669. | omar (omar2w99) | 38.18 | 92% | 2023-07-15 |
| 35670. | Jake (snordsman) | 38.17 | 95% | 2017-10-08 |
| 35671. | Ali (allawi1085) | 38.17 | 95% | 2014-09-12 |
| 35672. | max (low_wpm) | 38.16 | 92% | 2021-05-05 |
| 35673. | durk (seph) | 38.15 | 84% | 2012-02-23 |
| 35674. | stratie (stratified) | 38.14 | 93% | 2021-08-30 |
| 35675. | Alex (alemat) | 38.14 | 93.7% | 2021-01-31 |
| 35676. | Olivia (2114) | 38.14 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 35677. | Rat (rat5_) | 38.13 | 97.1% | 2023-09-14 |
| 35678. | josie (ms_kitten) | 38.13 | 93% | 2021-02-24 |
| 35679. | coiz (coiz) | 38.13 | 88% | 2014-02-09 |
| 35680. | May (stenotbest) | 38.12 | 90% | 2021-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |