As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
15638. | Vision (vision_of_infinity) | 71.02 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
15639. | Malene (friedaz) | 71.02 | 98% | 2015-05-25 |
15640. | socialrecluse (socialracer) | 71.02 | 98% | 2015-04-13 |
15641. | Jeff (jeffjef) | 71.01 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
15642. | dovah (dovahkira) | 71.00 | 95% | 2018-07-24 |
15643. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 71.00 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
15644. | jazzy (typergal025) | 70.99 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
15645. | Kajendra (kajendra) | 70.99 | 96% | 2019-11-09 |
15646. | Vigneshkumar Chinnachamy M ... | 70.99 | 99% | 2023-06-27 |
15647. | Red (rzhvnbrg) | 70.99 | 98% | 2020-07-02 |
15648. | Philip (owlrv) | 70.99 | 95% | 2019-02-01 |
15649. | peiichonggx (peiichonggx) | 70.99 | 98% | 2018-11-27 |
15650. | flexr (flexr) | 70.98 | 96% | 2023-04-16 |
15651. | Copper (1336873249) | 70.98 | 96.8% | 2021-02-26 |
15652. | Michel (mraskin) | 70.98 | 98% | 2021-01-16 |
15653. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 70.98 | 98% | 2020-04-24 |
15654. | Ryan (kalistaisweak) | 70.97 | 93% | 2017-03-07 |
15655. | Vanshraj (vrsempire601) | 70.97 | 96% | 2021-11-20 |
15656. | Aditya (adityapatel103) | 70.97 | 97% | 2023-01-23 |
15657. | Bobby (senseibets) | 70.97 | 95% | 2021-03-02 |
15658. | Fredo (keyvalue) | 70.96 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
15659. | doof (misteraxel) | 70.96 | 98% | 2021-03-16 |
15660. | Artemis (artemyx) | 70.96 | 96% | 2021-03-23 |
15661. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 70.96 | 98% | 2018-11-07 |
15662. | Danny (spackers) | 70.96 | 96% | 2017-12-01 |
15663. | kashif (1122kashif) | 70.96 | 98% | 2017-01-20 |
15664. | Jere (jerel) | 70.95 | 94% | 2020-02-11 |
15665. | Toddy (toddies) | 70.95 | 97% | 2021-04-17 |
15666. | inggy (inggy) | 70.94 | 97% | 2018-08-03 |
15667. | qwerty (givemeusername) | 70.94 | 98% | 2021-10-04 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |