Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3128. | 🍉 Palestine Will be Free... | 99.22 | 99.6% | 2023-08-01 |
| 3129. | burptodo (shadyxmd) | 99.22 | 98% | 2019-01-14 |
| 3130. | Donald Smith (dmanjizzle) | 99.21 | 98% | 2024-11-17 |
| 3131. | Egor (moccasama) | 99.21 | 97.4% | 2025-03-04 |
| 3132. | DustySheep (smowbog) | 99.21 | 99% | 2022-10-11 |
| 3133. | Beret (boina) | 99.20 | 96.9% | 2025-04-21 |
| 3134. | Michael (michaelchristian024) | 99.20 | 99% | 2021-10-30 |
| 3135. | Branden (brandendm) | 99.19 | 100% | 2021-08-01 |
| 3136. | Diego (divarela) | 99.19 | 98.8% | 2024-07-14 |
| 3137. | Greg (stripedninja) | 99.18 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 3138. | wailard (wailard) | 99.17 | 98% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3139. | hi cutie (an66atwork) | 99.17 | 98% | 2019-10-30 |
| 3140. | ( ¬‿¬) ( ಠ_ಠ) (... | 99.16 | 98% | 2021-04-21 |
| 3141. | moca (moca223) | 99.15 | 98% | 2025-03-21 |
| 3142. | Jesse (aged) | 99.14 | 98% | 2017-03-13 |
| 3143. | Guiseppe (baconator3) | 99.14 | 94% | 2017-03-30 |
| 3144. | Perditus (adityakun07) | 99.13 | 97% | 2023-10-07 |
| 3145. | Timothy (disapointing) | 99.13 | 98% | 2022-10-12 |
| 3146. | Kamuii (kamuii) | 99.12 | 97% | 2023-02-19 |
| 3147. | gabe (peracetic) | 99.11 | 98% | 2022-12-29 |
| 3148. | de_dust2 (bokeh) | 99.11 | 97% | 2017-04-23 |
| 3149. | Mama (mama_llama) | 99.10 | 100% | 2021-02-08 |
| 3150. | :/ (badtypernonquit) | 99.10 | 94% | 2017-05-22 |
| 3151. | Kate (kate_j) | 99.10 | 98% | 2017-08-06 |
| 3152. | Michael (gnurdux) | 99.09 | 98% | 2017-06-22 |
| 3153. | Ron (_rolin) | 99.08 | 97% | 2023-01-31 |
| 3154. | cubis (cubis) | 99.08 | 100% | 2017-10-03 |
| 3155. | Jacob (zoticus) | 99.08 | 98% | 2019-08-21 |
| 3156. | Frank (frankxu) | 99.08 | 98% | 2019-02-16 |
| 3157. | le mec rouge (rhapsody_mdr) | 99.06 | 95.7% | 2024-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |