The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28904. | hao (zeahok) | 56.56 | — | 2009-03-19 |
| 28905. | Mihiro (mihiro) | 56.56 | 92% | 2012-10-21 |
| 28906. | daniel (juicebox) | 56.56 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 28907. | Lam (lam_blue) | 56.55 | 95% | 2011-08-07 |
| 28908. | Hacieee (hacie) | 56.55 | 94% | 2016-05-01 |
| 28909. | Don (fiaa025) | 56.55 | 97% | 2022-12-09 |
| 28910. | Murcury (murcury_) | 56.55 | 96% | 2021-06-22 |
| 28911. | bepocaramellone (bepocarame... | 56.55 | 94% | 2022-03-24 |
| 28912. | Galois (galois) | 56.55 | — | 2009-12-08 |
| 28913. | Cuong (lychanki) | 56.54 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 28914. | Lūkass (lukasslv) | 56.54 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 28915. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 56.54 | 95% | 2020-07-30 |
| 28916. | Iftekharul (_sayeed) | 56.53 | 95.4% | 2021-02-01 |
| 28917. | Fadil (fadil_ilham) | 56.53 | 90% | 2014-11-18 |
| 28918. | Emmanuel (ciscoswags) | 56.52 | 86% | 2016-08-21 |
| 28919. | Dominic (unoriginaldom) | 56.52 | 91% | 2012-10-12 |
| 28920. | adithya (adithya) | 56.51 | — | 2008-11-20 |
| 28921. | Kroenen (zensar86) | 56.51 | 93% | 2011-09-08 |
| 28922. | dude (dudeorino) | 56.50 | 96% | 2022-04-21 |
| 28923. | PheniX (2504435) | 56.50 | 96% | 2022-10-12 |
| 28924. | Mike (mikystevan) | 56.50 | 95% | 2020-09-22 |
| 28925. | zain (zain_nawaz) | 56.50 | 96.3% | 2021-02-16 |
| 28926. | ASHISH (ashish252) | 56.50 | 91% | 2011-05-27 |
| 28927. | Black (madboy) | 56.50 | — | 2010-06-30 |
| 28928. | roden (guts0321) | 56.50 | 91% | 2016-12-11 |
| 28929. | Teodor (maniacth) | 56.49 | 95% | 2019-12-03 |
| 28930. | Txitxow (txitxow) | 56.49 | — | 2009-04-27 |
| 28931. | Jan (janarnelli_cl) | 56.49 | 92% | 2014-09-23 |
| 28932. | shayan (shayan_angelow) | 56.47 | 91% | 2011-08-24 |
| 28933. | David (smawlodon) | 56.47 | 90% | 2014-01-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |