So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11827. | zurakin (zurakin) | 82.00 | 98% | 2023-01-28 |
| 11828. | gcc42 (gcc42) | 82.00 | 98% | 2021-06-12 |
| 11829. | Mukeem (bilawat) | 82.00 | 99% | 2021-08-31 |
| 11830. | girl love my finger (chris_... | 82.00 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
| 11831. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 82.00 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 11832. | hello (rachelismygirl) | 82.00 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
| 11833. | Genesis (buasch) | 82.00 | 97% | 2018-04-30 |
| 11834. | b (ninjac) | 82.00 | — | 2009-06-20 |
| 11835. | htc (hatoci) | 82.00 | — | 2009-12-21 |
| 11836. | Teo (themightyghost) | 82.00 | 91% | 2015-12-18 |
| 11837. | Naveen (hithisisnavin) | 81.99 | 98% | 2018-05-31 |
| 11838. | glorp (glorp123) | 81.99 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 11839. | gook (g00k) | 81.99 | 89% | 2017-04-18 |
| 11840. | Daniel (zdaniel02_) | 81.99 | 96% | 2020-09-17 |
| 11841. | bfs (justcardboard) | 81.99 | 97% | 2013-01-25 |
| 11842. | HaHaITsaBoB (hahaitsabob) | 81.98 | 98% | 2022-06-12 |
| 11843. | kenneth (adios1) | 81.97 | 91% | 2014-10-04 |
| 11844. | Bone (mrstyles) | 81.97 | 99% | 2022-09-09 |
| 11845. | HUONO (gghuono) | 81.97 | 98% | 2021-10-09 |
| 11846. | Salad (iuseblueswitchesands... | 81.97 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 11847. | Christopher (chesscello) | 81.97 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 11848. | Bob (merong_merong) | 81.97 | 91% | 2015-04-27 |
| 11849. | Duy (finalluv) | 81.96 | 98% | 2014-08-21 |
| 11850. | R4v1 (mirasravi) | 81.96 | 95% | 2012-06-17 |
| 11851. | Stepman5 (stepman5) | 81.95 | 99% | 2023-01-11 |
| 11852. | WheelieTron3000 (wheelietro... | 81.95 | 98% | 2021-10-23 |
| 11853. | James (ducngocngo2) | 81.95 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 11854. | Tzipi (moeru) | 81.95 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 11855. | Debbie (iceprincess) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-12 |
| 11856. | Holland (holland) | 81.95 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |