Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25300. | ramonito (ramonice) | 60.50 | 98% | 2019-08-16 |
| 25301. | Lo_key (lo_key) | 60.50 | 94% | 2015-03-02 |
| 25302. | Eric (ebl1859) | 60.49 | 94% | 2018-09-30 |
| 25303. | The (manish8972) | 60.49 | 97% | 2019-06-07 |
| 25304. | Prajapati (jackparker) | 60.49 | 93% | 2013-07-23 |
| 25305. | rODJAK (gucci_boi) | 60.49 | 94% | 2020-12-22 |
| 25306. | Miracle (lawfully_miraculous) | 60.49 | 99% | 2022-03-24 |
| 25307. | Dien (gsdien) | 60.48 | — | 2008-12-21 |
| 25308. | Julie (jjhall) | 60.48 | 96% | 2011-05-13 |
| 25309. | Justin (justintime21) | 60.48 | — | 2010-06-25 |
| 25310. | joe (jwvv77) | 60.48 | 94% | 2014-01-01 |
| 25311. | Sapporo (zabuza) | 60.48 | 97% | 2014-10-22 |
| 25312. | Duomax (duomax) | 60.48 | 91% | 2012-04-04 |
| 25313. | ╬♥♦♣♠╬ (ngocvuong) | 60.48 | 90% | 2014-03-14 |
| 25314. | Aman (mag1k_iwnl) | 60.48 | 97% | 2023-02-14 |
| 25315. | lynx (mvalpha) | 60.48 | 96% | 2023-02-04 |
| 25316. | Hieu (zenmonk) | 60.47 | 97% | 2011-07-02 |
| 25317. | Alexander (adesso) | 60.47 | 96% | 2019-07-02 |
| 25318. | Yusuf (ihavenoarms) | 60.47 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 25319. | Abhijit (abhijit86) | 60.46 | — | 2010-11-05 |
| 25320. | eddy (eddy20022003) | 60.46 | — | 2009-05-19 |
| 25321. | Aks (necrop) | 60.46 | 93% | 2016-01-02 |
| 25322. | phobia (mediaphobio) | 60.46 | 96% | 2012-07-29 |
| 25323. | Putu (risaiueo) | 60.46 | — | 2010-10-17 |
| 25324. | Tran (trando03) | 60.46 | 97.5% | 2021-02-18 |
| 25325. | sadbanana (sadbanana0) | 60.46 | 95% | 2021-03-05 |
| 25326. | SedDeSangre (seddesangre) | 60.46 | 96% | 2020-05-20 |
| 25327. | Aleksi (chingchongmypeenlong) | 60.46 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 25328. | Phi (nhphi) | 60.45 | — | 2009-03-24 |
| 25329. | guts (ramosjoshua214) | 60.45 | 95% | 2022-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |