So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3745. | Jeffrey (thejeffx) | 103.75 | 92% | 2013-10-26 |
| 3746. | Brandon (brandonarnold) | 103.74 | 97% | 2016-01-14 |
| 3747. | Nathaniel (chaoticdefendant) | 103.74 | 96% | 2016-06-02 |
| 3748. | Mason (hyojin2k) | 103.74 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 3749. | Etienne (etiskate) | 103.74 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 3750. | Fall (sniq) | 103.73 | 98% | 2020-11-01 |
| 3751. | George (ssbatch) | 103.73 | 94% | 2015-04-16 |
| 3752. | Jeff (hodginsje) | 103.72 | 97% | 2015-04-28 |
| 3753. | cool0kid (c9c3) | 103.71 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
| 3754. | Girffe (girffe) | 103.71 | 97% | 2013-03-01 |
| 3755. | Charlene (xocharlene) | 103.71 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 3756. | Sprinkle (mrsprinkle) | 103.70 | 98% | 2021-10-22 |
| 3757. | Leia (s_leia) | 103.70 | 97% | 2022-11-11 |
| 3758. | Sean (eriad) | 103.70 | 98% | 2011-08-17 |
| 3759. | Jack (jackfan108) | 103.70 | 97% | 2012-07-18 |
| 3760. | :P (likeasir) | 103.70 | 94% | 2013-08-06 |
| 3761. | Adéla (adela29) | 103.69 | 98% | 2022-10-23 |
| 3762. | Winston (weezell85) | 103.69 | 98% | 2013-10-02 |
| 3763. | JC (typer778) | 103.68 | 98% | 2023-03-28 |
| 3764. | Vincent (effaz) | 103.68 | 94% | 2016-03-02 |
| 3765. | Blasphem (kyoma_ptsd) | 103.67 | 98% | 2022-02-14 |
| 3766. | Typo (wlofails) | 103.67 | 97% | 2021-06-09 |
| 3767. | Davo (dayu341) | 103.67 | 96% | 2014-04-29 |
| 3768. | ᕦʕ ° o ° ʔᕤ ᕙ༼ ... | 103.67 | 98% | 2022-05-30 |
| 3769. | Kevin (clearlynotkevin) | 103.67 | 97% | 2020-02-06 |
| 3770. | Jenny on a jetski (jasonyp) | 103.66 | 97% | 2023-05-01 |
| 3771. | ricchi bambini tristi (giov... | 103.65 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 3772. | +.-ch!ng (toching) | 103.65 | 97% | 2019-06-06 |
| 3773. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 103.65 | 99% | 2017-06-13 |
| 3774. | nathan (ironiik) | 103.65 | 95% | 2012-06-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |