Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19287. | Frank (frankthechamp) | 69.81 | 98% | 2015-05-15 |
| 19288. | MadBantha II (madbanthaii) | 69.81 | 96% | 2020-09-19 |
| 19289. | Rob (qwantioooo) | 69.81 | — | 2010-01-21 |
| 19290. | Hugh (slowin) | 69.81 | 96.5% | 2021-02-03 |
| 19291. | zoom (zoomstar) | 69.81 | 100% | 2023-03-18 |
| 19292. | Chris (bunchesofdonald) | 69.80 | — | 2011-02-11 |
| 19293. | Ole Einar (zyphie) | 69.80 | 97% | 2012-10-17 |
| 19294. | Nkitten (nkitten) | 69.80 | 97% | 2016-02-25 |
| 19295. | ngo (cauberong_199t) | 69.80 | 93% | 2015-10-11 |
| 19296. | Luis (luisbraganca) | 69.80 | 92% | 2013-10-12 |
| 19297. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 69.80 | 95% | 2021-07-29 |
| 19298. | Nazar (nazarltvnk) | 69.80 | 98% | 2023-05-13 |
| 19299. | Dazzling (dazzling) | 69.79 | — | 2009-08-16 |
| 19300. | glyserr (glyserr) | 69.79 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 19301. | ChanceOfOne344 (chanceofone... | 69.79 | 95% | 2021-06-13 |
| 19302. | elro (elrokas) | 69.78 | 95% | 2021-08-07 |
| 19303. | Adarsh (adayag) | 69.77 | — | 2010-02-13 |
| 19304. | Seven (keishinn_mikel) | 69.77 | 95% | 2016-10-31 |
| 19305. | Eufalasio (eufalasio_11) | 69.77 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 19306. | Teuku (hahasrul) | 69.77 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 19307. | Hollandpeps (hollandpeps) | 69.77 | 95% | 2020-12-21 |
| 19308. | hhh (soulitzer1) | 69.77 | 91% | 2013-12-23 |
| 19309. | Miko (mikolacs) | 69.77 | 89% | 2012-09-11 |
| 19310. | Muhammad (wabi_sabi) | 69.77 | 98% | 2020-09-26 |
| 19311. | Jacinth (levesis) | 69.77 | 96% | 2021-11-28 |
| 19312. | Nirav (niravkothari) | 69.76 | 95% | 2016-05-21 |
| 19313. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 69.76 | 95% | 2019-09-15 |
| 19314. | hertion (sophia2329) | 69.76 | 95% | 2017-05-25 |
| 19315. | forhad (forhadsustbd) | 69.76 | 98% | 2013-12-15 |
| 19316. | Harry (ghostofharry) | 69.76 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |