Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3930. | hans (hmuendel) | 63.93 | 97% | 2020-09-01 |
| 3931. | Peter (beterbread) | 63.93 | 95% | 2020-05-11 |
| 3932. | Lara (chuiicdhk) | 63.92 | 96% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3933. | Raymond (raymennoodlez) | 63.91 | 96% | 2019-08-24 |
| 3934. | Sebastian (schmiffy) | 63.90 | 93% | 2017-09-04 |
| 3935. | Amit (red2black) | 63.89 | 97% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3936. | Diyar (theguywithawhy) | 63.88 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 3937. | Pedro (chamychamy) | 63.87 | 97% | 2018-09-05 |
| 3938. | Ash (gayleadriel711) | 63.87 | 96% | 2017-12-23 |
| 3939. | Thomas (thomas70) | 63.87 | 97% | 2021-08-09 |
| 3940. | steeyo (stee) | 63.86 | 95% | 2020-03-29 |
| 3941. | travdong (travdong) | 63.86 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 3942. | Ray (castello666) | 63.86 | 95% | 2020-01-31 |
| 3943. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 63.86 | 94% | 2019-07-12 |
| 3944. | Heol (cryptofu) | 63.85 | 96% | 2018-10-09 |
| 3945. | Vietnamese Typer (cuongnvci... | 63.83 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 3946. | Cailee (caileemarie) | 63.82 | 96% | 2018-05-15 |
| 3947. | Brendan (wingfield44) | 63.82 | 98% | 2020-04-17 |
| 3948. | Adarsha (adarshap) | 63.82 | 96% | 2019-01-02 |
| 3949. | bbl_drizzy (marcofia) | 63.81 | 97% | 2021-08-03 |
| 3950. | Race (status_none) | 63.79 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 3951. | Money (money_jones) | 63.78 | 99% | 2020-07-08 |
| 3952. | Sarehar (sarehar) | 63.77 | 95% | 2020-10-14 |
| 3953. | Minh Tam (tamdrit) | 63.77 | 98% | 2020-01-05 |
| 3954. | Colemak (half_as_fizzy) | 63.76 | 95% | 2020-11-11 |
| 3955. | Joshua (kim456) | 63.76 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
| 3956. | Basian (livlizard) | 63.74 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
| 3957. | Tianchang (tcliao) | 63.73 | 98% | 2020-07-29 |
| 3958. | Mark (markstone_141) | 63.71 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3959. | Jack (jfragg) | 63.69 | 96% | 2019-04-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,342 | 76.26 | August 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 9 | 68.29 | September 21, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |