And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17093. | Steve (stevedelare) | 83.82 | 96% | 2021-06-10 |
| 17094. | Julian (julbball) | 83.82 | 96% | 2016-02-27 |
| 17095. | Griz (realgrizzle123) | 83.82 | 95% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17096. | Cheesetoast (cheesetoastman) | 83.82 | 96.9% | 2023-05-18 |
| 17097. | Ian (holeyness) | 83.82 | — | 2011-01-31 |
| 17098. | soulengine (soulengine) | 83.82 | 97% | 2015-10-18 |
| 17099. | David (tintedrange) | 83.81 | 94% | 2021-12-04 |
| 17100. | Valdo (valdo_) | 83.81 | 96.9% | 2023-05-21 |
| 17101. | uzi (r3yna) | 83.81 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 17102. | T (talbi) | 83.81 | 96% | 2020-01-08 |
| 17103. | Joshua (juppert) | 83.81 | 98% | 2020-06-11 |
| 17104. | Joe (jhwolf2) | 83.80 | 99% | 2022-06-18 |
| 17105. | (shaun022) | 83.80 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 17106. | Gen (genthethief) | 83.80 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 17107. | A (awizard777) | 83.80 | 94% | 2016-11-04 |
| 17108. | Manel (manelvm) | 83.80 | 95% | 2015-05-30 |
| 17109. | Ipboys68 (ipboys68) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 17110. | Tanmay (tanmayyy_) | 83.79 | 97% | 2022-08-21 |
| 17111. | Ken (leei) | 83.79 | 97% | 2021-04-06 |
| 17112. | Adam (adamorsomething) | 83.79 | 96.2% | 2021-03-02 |
| 17113. | cuong (thaicuong65) | 83.79 | 97% | 2012-11-20 |
| 17114. | LaDy (satthuthongdit) | 83.79 | 94% | 2013-06-30 |
| 17115. | Matthew (imsuck) | 83.78 | 91% | 2013-08-04 |
| 17116. | Hurulv (hurulv) | 83.78 | 98% | 2019-08-05 |
| 17117. | The (cuhotapdanhmay) | 83.78 | 97% | 2014-02-09 |
| 17118. | Shawna (shawnanic856) | 83.77 | 96% | 2022-01-18 |
| 17119. | Joash Emmanuel (wawashie) | 83.77 | 95% | 2012-04-28 |
| 17120. | haley (haleym) | 83.77 | — | 2009-11-19 |
| 17121. | Kenny (agileindex) | 83.76 | 98% | 2017-06-30 |
| 17122. | Neil (neil298) | 83.76 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |