So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16489. | Atif (atifzaheer2029) | 74.04 | 97% | 2022-06-18 |
| 16490. | Chuck (not_in_charge) | 74.04 | 96% | 2022-05-11 |
| 16491. | Maryanne (seakist) | 74.04 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 16492. | Viktoras (haeven) | 74.04 | 94% | 2021-01-25 |
| 16493. | Rob (airgo32) | 74.04 | 95.1% | 2021-01-28 |
| 16494. | Nick (nickawesomee) | 74.04 | 97% | 2018-06-18 |
| 16495. | Sonia (snusnu92) | 74.04 | 95% | 2019-06-03 |
| 16496. | tstats[mnhracer] (mnhracer) | 74.03 | 99% | 2022-12-22 |
| 16497. | Yanna (p_yanna) | 74.03 | 99% | 2014-04-04 |
| 16498. | Phantom (bwolff1108) | 74.03 | 95% | 2012-11-07 |
| 16499. | Phillip (ph33z) | 74.03 | 98% | 2018-03-02 |
| 16500. | yy (vilhelmlam) | 74.02 | 94% | 2013-08-16 |
| 16501. | Jay (thatguywiththepencil) | 74.02 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 16502. | Brydon (the_blackfish) | 74.02 | 98% | 2021-07-17 |
| 16503. | Braydon (brst4410) | 74.02 | 96% | 2023-07-28 |
| 16504. | Arnoldo (iarnoldo) | 74.02 | 95% | 2014-12-06 |
| 16505. | George (glove0102) | 74.01 | 95% | 2016-03-23 |
| 16506. | adam (adamisatyper) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| 16507. | bryce (acoolusername) | 74.01 | 95% | 2020-10-12 |
| 16508. | Sergio (zolt) | 74.01 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 16509. | Andy (andyyaldoo) | 74.01 | 96% | 2017-08-22 |
| 16510. | Varun (thinkerguy) | 74.01 | 95% | 2012-11-10 |
| 16511. | Federick (bonixouk) | 74.01 | 95% | 2015-01-14 |
| 16512. | dirts (dirts) | 74.01 | 89% | 2016-07-06 |
| 16513. | ian (ian808) | 74.00 | 96% | 2013-08-27 |
| 16514. | Michayla (mrowcliffe77) | 74.00 | 96% | 2023-10-06 |
| 16515. | Genocider (genocidersho) | 74.00 | 88% | 2017-01-26 |
| 16516. | Brian (presonus) | 74.00 | 94% | 2017-01-15 |
| 16517. | Jerrin (btzombie) | 74.00 | 95% | 2015-06-15 |
| 16518. | Culinia (culinia) | 74.00 | 96% | 2011-09-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |