See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12995. | Not_in_their_name (deth_let... | 72.81 | 94% | 2023-03-28 |
| 12996. | Cute (rabbit4549) | 72.81 | 96% | 2020-03-22 |
| 12997. | John (john_willy) | 72.80 | 96% | 2021-12-23 |
| 12998. | Chinwendu (quickey_1) | 72.79 | 97% | 2022-05-04 |
| 12999. | Foofighter (foohobbit) | 72.79 | 98% | 2023-03-21 |
| 13000. | Welfegor (welfegor) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 13001. | Professor (professorprotons) | 72.79 | 93% | 2021-08-19 |
| 13002. | Eric (godhand4826) | 72.79 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 13003. | turtle typist (turtletypistt) | 72.78 | 97% | 2024-04-26 |
| 13004. | Yakhe (ken007) | 72.78 | 97% | 2024-05-29 |
| 13005. | Tofumaster (khenglon) | 72.77 | 96.9% | 2024-03-04 |
| 13006. | 🥺👉👈 (daddy_mememas... | 72.77 | 97% | 2022-04-23 |
| 13007. | Iris (irxs) | 72.76 | 95% | 2021-12-25 |
| 13008. | Jonas (sumd00dfromsweden) | 72.76 | 93.9% | 2021-02-05 |
| 13009. | Klistar (klistar) | 72.75 | 96.1% | 2025-02-26 |
| 13010. | Dizzle (hzrpcuan) | 72.75 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 13011. | Julian Ramos (julian_one_hu... | 72.74 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 13012. | ༄༊࿆Faith࿐ (adaling369) | 72.74 | 97% | 2021-09-28 |
| 13013. | N (nperego58) | 72.73 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 13014. | Dovy (dofka258) | 72.73 | 99% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13015. | waterlemon (_waterlemon) | 72.73 | 95.8% | 2021-02-15 |
| 13016. | Naig (naigggs) | 72.72 | 95.2% | 2024-05-30 |
| 13017. | Faith (faithdavis) | 72.72 | 98% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13018. | Ribbon (ribbonanarchy) | 72.72 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 13019. | rae (rae29) | 72.72 | 94.6% | 2024-03-25 |
| 13020. | Jack (chequemeout) | 72.72 | 96% | 2020-05-02 |
| 13021. | Stephen (stefford) | 72.71 | 99% | 2023-03-12 |
| 13022. | Casper (venomizedcasper) | 72.71 | 94% | 2021-11-17 |
| 13023. | Stephan (stephangamer) | 72.71 | 97% | 2021-03-04 |
| 13024. | j (jdai) | 72.70 | 98% | 2020-10-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |