I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7731. | Non-quit (hitman2207) | 92.96 | 96% | 2019-11-07 |
| 7732. | Qeloxy (qeloxy1_) | 92.95 | 96% | 2025-08-09 |
| 7733. | bood (ysbood) | 92.94 | 98.1% | 2024-07-28 |
| 7734. | Muhammad Saeed (xoracle09) | 92.93 | 97% | 2024-09-20 |
| 7735. | 2cgucdhk (2cgucdhk) | 92.93 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 7736. | just a dud (geekdud2) | 92.93 | 98% | 2017-08-12 |
| 7737. | Branden (brandendm) | 92.92 | 98% | 2020-02-25 |
| 7738. | Claudio (tato41) | 92.92 | 97% | 2025-12-16 |
| 7739. | Miikka (moelanen) | 92.92 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
| 7740. | CaptainPotatoes (captainpot... | 92.92 | 98% | 2021-04-01 |
| 7741. | HUSH (hush617) | 92.91 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 7742. | Felix (idk14344) | 92.91 | 96.2% | 2024-03-12 |
| 7743. | kaffarell (kaffarell) | 92.91 | 97% | 2021-12-11 |
| 7744. | David (davidgilbarte) | 92.91 | 97% | 2021-03-26 |
| 7745. | Daniel (demodrill) | 92.91 | 97% | 2017-11-17 |
| 7746. | Žan (fastap) | 92.91 | 97% | 2019-01-25 |
| 7747. | poobastank (poobastank) | 92.90 | 97% | 2022-09-09 |
| 7748. | Pee (peegang) | 92.90 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 7749. | aculeasis (aculeasis) | 92.90 | 96.9% | 2023-10-31 |
| 7750. | Michael (khel_diente) | 92.89 | 99% | 2017-12-14 |
| 7751. | Mike (soulbeast30) | 92.89 | 96% | 2021-05-07 |
| 7752. | Lattawat (ti3z) | 92.88 | 97% | 2026-05-09 |
| 7753. | Hiếu (ngochieuvnu) | 92.88 | 99% | 2023-03-01 |
| 7754. | Bob (bobdebuilder) | 92.87 | 97% | 2017-12-07 |
| 7755. | Seb (defaultseb) | 92.87 | 97.7% | 2023-09-10 |
| 7756. | JustJahy (justjj) | 92.85 | 97% | 2018-08-28 |
| 7757. | Space (spacedandy) | 92.85 | 98% | 2018-09-07 |
| 7758. | T T (turtletown) | 92.84 | 96% | 2026-02-13 |
| 7759. | Cloud (cloud_bolssom) | 92.84 | 95.4% | 2023-08-01 |
| 7760. | Jethro (jethrullah) | 92.84 | 96% | 2023-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |