So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5872. | Yelxuh (yelxuh) | 96.18 | 99% | 2021-06-29 |
| 5873. | Davis (dyoshida) | 96.18 | 92% | 2017-01-12 |
| 5874. | Shayla (chemistryx) | 96.18 | — | 2009-03-14 |
| 5875. | Engr Ghulam (abbas12) | 96.18 | 99% | 2015-03-22 |
| 5876. | Serena (perkyblackchick) | 96.17 | 97% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5877. | Luke (lmonington) | 96.16 | 94% | 2015-07-23 |
| 5878. | Alex (mavis_beacon) | 96.16 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 5879. | Salmon (pillowend) | 96.15 | 97% | 2017-06-04 |
| 5880. | Richard (shynobipwnz) | 96.15 | 93% | 2013-02-09 |
| 5881. | Pepega (noquiterino) | 96.15 | 95% | 2017-04-17 |
| 5882. | Indigo (theonetrueindigo) | 96.14 | 95% | 2021-08-25 |
| 5883. | Hammertime (mattcamgolf) | 96.14 | 98% | 2016-01-28 |
| 5884. | Phil (loneranger99) | 96.14 | 94% | 2014-11-07 |
| 5885. | str4tos (str4tos) | 96.13 | 98% | 2023-03-05 |
| 5886. | Cid (cidneon) | 96.13 | 99% | 2022-01-11 |
| 5887. | Andy (andythedinosaur) | 96.13 | 95% | 2012-08-17 |
| 5888. | Jayden (jaydenzalez) | 96.12 | 96% | 2023-09-05 |
| 5889. | THE JEWELL (wildhorsesthe2nd) | 96.12 | 98% | 2019-10-31 |
| 5890. | Roy (activy) | 96.12 | 97% | 2012-05-17 |
| 5891. | Joe (skins4eva) | 96.12 | 98% | 2012-02-15 |
| 5892. | Kingpin (kingpin) | 96.12 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 5893. | Asdfg (inosol) | 96.11 | 98% | 2022-11-08 |
| 5894. | Johnathan (jellyowar308) | 96.11 | 96% | 2022-08-03 |
| 5895. | j (j2422) | 96.11 | 97.1% | 2021-02-10 |
| 5896. | Bobol (hr3f) | 96.11 | 98% | 2013-10-31 |
| 5897. | Dragon (menacingdragon) | 96.10 | 97% | 2023-08-08 |
| 5898. | JUDGE (hxllbound) | 96.10 | 98% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5899. | a (tinle1307) | 96.10 | 98% | 2020-02-15 |
| 5900. | MegP (meganperry) | 96.10 | 98% | 2011-05-29 |
| 5901. | Kevin (k3vb0t) | 96.09 | 96% | 2020-05-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |