As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
8451. | Nate (ultimatedew) | 87.27 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
8452. | Ra (rayap1010) | 87.27 | 99.3% | 2024-01-23 |
8453. | Doiv (doiv23) | 87.27 | 98% | 2021-05-03 |
8454. | slim (fivefour) | 87.27 | 94% | 2015-12-25 |
8455. | HamP (hamzaabamboo) | 87.26 | 96% | 2016-10-03 |
8456. | Guest (tleclerc) | 87.25 | 96.6% | 2023-11-08 |
8457. | Harry (txharry) | 87.25 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
8458. | Paul (wildwhitenacho) | 87.24 | 98% | 2018-08-30 |
8459. | Matthew (kylehyde) | 87.24 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
8460. | Vela (somkungza) | 87.24 | 98% | 2023-02-04 |
8461. | Thunder (jebanegash) | 87.24 | 96% | 2023-03-25 |
8462. | Johnny (jharold) | 87.24 | 98% | 2021-05-02 |
8463. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 87.24 | 97% | 2016-06-14 |
8464. | Benjamin (xlr8or) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-11-08 |
8465. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.23 | 97% | 2022-09-12 |
8466. | Brian (herroly) | 87.23 | 98% | 2021-01-11 |
8467. | Mhm (mhmbarko) | 87.22 | 97% | 2022-12-07 |
8468. | active_echo (active_echo) | 87.22 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
8469. | Conor (magevonor) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-04-25 |
8470. | wkwk (mocheeezzz) | 87.22 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
8471. | mostfuriousracer (mostfurious) | 87.22 | 95.6% | 2023-12-21 |
8472. | Keagan (ngerks) | 87.22 | 98% | 2023-06-01 |
8473. | Kazuki (kabukiman) | 87.22 | 97% | 2021-12-24 |
8474. | John (jtasher3) | 87.21 | 98% | 2024-04-13 |
8475. | Zero (kaminari_zero) | 87.21 | 98% | 2024-06-04 |
8476. | Southside (dinotoad) | 87.21 | 97% | 2018-12-13 |
8477. | Jawon (jawon) | 87.21 | 92% | 2017-04-12 |
8478. | ʞunɯz (zmunk) | 87.21 | 99% | 2017-09-11 |
8479. | Thomas (ctrlbadger) | 87.21 | 96% | 2023-06-17 |
8480. | Ivan (c0rn) | 87.20 | 98.6% | 2024-05-31 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |