I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7273. | (fabianww) | 93.38 | 97% | 2025-10-07 |
| 7274. | (ogopogo) | 93.37 | 96% | 2015-12-08 |
| 7275. | (leviathan_307) | 93.37 | 97.6% | 2023-09-21 |
| 7276. | (orderadchaos) | 93.37 | 97% | 2024-06-15 |
| 7277. | (ks_aps) | 93.37 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 7278. | (geekdud1) | 93.37 | 97% | 2020-02-09 |
| 7279. | (jowk) | 93.36 | 98% | 2025-08-13 |
| 7280. | Ben (izeben) | 93.36 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 7281. | Rasintya (rasintya) | 93.36 | 98% | 2015-04-26 |
| 7282. | (andersg1) | 93.35 | 96.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 7283. | (ma_cklin) | 93.35 | 97% | 2019-10-30 |
| 7284. | (ludobile) | 93.34 | 97% | 2024-05-04 |
| 7285. | (champanda) | 93.34 | 98% | 2023-02-24 |
| 7286. | (sekuro) | 93.34 | 98% | 2018-09-29 |
| 7287. | (bruhwhyy) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-02-17 |
| 7288. | TheTIger107 (thetiger107yt) | 93.34 | 98% | 2021-11-11 |
| 7289. | (pubst0mp) | 93.33 | 96% | 2017-11-23 |
| 7290. | popquiz (popquiz) | 93.33 | 97% | 2021-06-01 |
| 7291. | Autumn (act01) | 93.33 | 98% | 2022-06-14 |
| 7292. | Tanver (potatoe929) | 93.33 | 98% | 2017-06-13 |
| 7293. | (joemama2020) | 93.32 | 96% | 2020-08-16 |
| 7294. | Pikston (pikston) | 93.32 | 97% | 2016-02-07 |
| 7295. | (0rigin_) | 93.31 | 98% | 2025-01-25 |
| 7296. | (munkychunk6) | 93.31 | 93% | 2016-08-28 |
| 7297. | A random typist (fard12) | 93.31 | 96% | 2023-02-21 |
| 7298. | (idham00) | 93.31 | 98% | 2020-02-17 |
| 7299. | (chibabijo) | 93.31 | 88% | 2016-08-21 |
| 7300. | igs (x7041) | 93.30 | 95% | 2021-05-09 |
| 7301. | xd (palmate) | 93.30 | 96.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 7302. | (naoseinomr) | 93.30 | 99% | 2021-02-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |