I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3262. | (bruhdooh) | 108.62 | 99% | 2019-01-24 |
| 3263. | Bean (beanervibez) | 108.61 | 97% | 2022-12-08 |
| 3264. | Hi (permafried) | 108.61 | 97% | 2020-06-16 |
| 3265. | Gaussian (ndrous20) | 108.60 | 98.7% | 2024-12-25 |
| 3266. | Grosh (groshgoratz) | 108.60 | 96% | 2021-09-04 |
| 3267. | heng (xshadowlegendx) | 108.60 | 98.5% | 2021-02-19 |
| 3268. | Dongerlord (thedongerlord) | 108.60 | 99.2% | 2023-10-01 |
| 3269. | gleek (ihavekillaura) | 108.59 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 3270. | varuvaru (vividkun) | 108.59 | 97% | 2022-08-25 |
| 3271. | Villager C (boyyolo) | 108.57 | 98.2% | 2023-05-29 |
| 3272. | mokira (mokira) | 108.57 | 98% | 2017-01-08 |
| 3273. | Mythknight (nolfwin) | 108.57 | 95% | 2015-12-31 |
| 3274. | Siegward (ghin) | 108.56 | 97% | 2022-02-07 |
| 3275. | Cesar (cesmen00) | 108.56 | 98% | 2018-11-19 |
| 3276. | chris (trying19) | 108.56 | 96% | 2016-07-11 |
| 3277. | lon'qu (cadeth) | 108.56 | 98% | 2017-07-13 |
| 3278. | acsim (acsim) | 108.55 | 98% | 2016-05-25 |
| 3279. | Joni (jonijiya) | 108.55 | 98% | 2016-07-24 |
| 3280. | udo (deep231199) | 108.53 | 99% | 2022-07-07 |
| 3281. | Sean (schoi47) | 108.52 | 99% | 2022-08-08 |
| 3282. | Only One (only_one_left) | 108.52 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 3283. | MNM (mnmnour) | 108.52 | 97% | 2023-02-24 |
| 3284. | Jsmans89 (jman88s) | 108.52 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 3285. | William (williamusa) | 108.52 | 99% | 2020-05-17 |
| 3286. | Bill (buck1249) | 108.52 | 97% | 2015-11-19 |
| 3287. | hyp (hyprix) | 108.51 | 98% | 2026-02-22 |
| 3288. | Ben (ballisticknife) | 108.51 | 99% | 2018-02-18 |
| 3289. | Donald (hotdognalds) | 108.49 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 3290. | Harrisandman (harrisandman) | 108.48 | 99% | 2024-05-09 |
| 3291. | David (electro_) | 108.48 | 97% | 2020-09-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |