And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5774. | Peter (thomasisgay123) | 109.54 | 96% | 2015-07-28 |
| 5775. | Nathan (ed839) | 109.53 | — | 2010-10-19 |
| 5776. | Jayden (jay62) | 109.52 | 97% | 2022-12-31 |
| 5777. | Ahmedin (subject_zero) | 109.52 | 98% | 2017-05-09 |
| 5778. | ᓀᓂ (rosefuneral) | 109.52 | 97% | 2013-12-09 |
| 5779. | Feasta (feasta) | 109.51 | 99% | 2017-05-01 |
| 5780. | Shinke (shinke) | 109.51 | 96% | 2018-09-28 |
| 5781. | Aleph (mechanicaltesting) | 109.51 | 98% | 2018-02-11 |
| 5782. | Noedel (vagana) | 109.50 | 99% | 2012-10-22 |
| 5783. | Sagi (sagi73) | 109.50 | 98% | 2022-02-10 |
| 5784. | Mike (jewunit) | 109.50 | 98% | 2021-01-22 |
| 5785. | who can it be now (aznchris... | 109.50 | — | 2010-09-19 |
| 5786. | j (nextj) | 109.50 | 97% | 2017-07-13 |
| 5787. | ronald (kakan) | 109.50 | 94% | 2014-01-31 |
| 5788. | BoNuSgAmE (dancordeiro) | 109.50 | — | 2009-09-28 |
| 5789. | Anna (halo25) | 109.49 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 5790. | Aecor (aecor) | 109.48 | 99% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5791. | acsim (acsim) | 109.48 | 98% | 2016-09-26 |
| 5792. | Hey What's Up (oystersmiling) | 109.48 | 94% | 2016-11-03 |
| 5793. | doge (muchtypewow) | 109.48 | 96% | 2017-02-10 |
| 5794. | mexican nipple (yoloswag) | 109.47 | 89% | 2012-10-26 |
| 5795. | arivappa (leave_me_here) | 109.47 | 99% | 2023-04-13 |
| 5796. | Kane (kanekaizer) | 109.47 | 92% | 2016-07-18 |
| 5797. | Winson (wwang038) | 109.46 | 98% | 2022-10-21 |
| 5798. | Worf (swishkebab) | 109.46 | 97% | 2013-06-11 |
| 5799. | Kevin (pubhub) | 109.46 | 99% | 2019-12-05 |
| 5800. | Danny (dannyzzzzz) | 109.46 | 99% | 2021-01-04 |
| 5801. | Adam (eidolons) | 109.46 | — | 2009-02-07 |
| 5802. | justy (justy92) | 109.45 | 98% | 2020-11-17 |
| 5803. | Adrian (afbslacker) | 109.45 | 97% | 2017-10-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |