So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15398. | (keking2003) | 75.37 | — | 2009-12-07 |
| 15399. | (christophski) | 75.37 | 95% | 2013-01-20 |
| 15400. | (hemu_sakunde) | 75.36 | 95% | 2022-04-15 |
| 15401. | Hubert Fitzgerald (sinatraa68) | 75.36 | 97% | 2022-12-28 |
| 15402. | (virusinmotion) | 75.36 | 97% | 2022-11-21 |
| 15403. | (dietibol_colemak) | 75.36 | 97.2% | 2023-08-31 |
| 15404. | (221btimelord) | 75.36 | 99% | 2018-10-29 |
| 15405. | (theoh) | 75.36 | 97% | 2011-12-06 |
| 15406. | Mad_Dog (darkus_dragonoid) | 75.36 | 98% | 2021-02-26 |
| 15407. | (justinmpark) | 75.36 | 95% | 2018-12-17 |
| 15408. | (stay8899) | 75.36 | 98% | 2014-07-27 |
| 15409. | (krish5892) | 75.36 | 99% | 2014-03-28 |
| 15410. | DoctorBest (doctorbest) | 75.35 | 93% | 2014-02-09 |
| 15411. | (davidlalo) | 75.35 | 99% | 2018-07-27 |
| 15412. | (siglemic001) | 75.35 | 89% | 2013-06-15 |
| 15413. | (munichdobe) | 75.35 | 95% | 2015-10-30 |
| 15414. | Jaime Gabriel (_jetdoza) | 75.34 | 96% | 2021-06-08 |
| 15415. | (ackermanick) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 15416. | (f_is_l_kh_n) | 75.34 | 96% | 2022-08-15 |
| 15417. | (particoloured_toucan) | 75.34 | 88% | 2015-01-15 |
| 15418. | (bigsausage) | 75.34 | 96% | 2018-08-12 |
| 15419. | (bongo13) | 75.34 | 97% | 2020-10-28 |
| 15420. | (princenight) | 75.34 | 94% | 2012-09-28 |
| 15421. | (fujiwaranosai) | 75.34 | — | 2010-02-07 |
| 15422. | Ademir (dzokej) | 75.34 | — | 2009-09-25 |
| 15423. | Wasim (golden_horse) | 75.34 | 98% | 2014-08-11 |
| 15424. | (kountervibe) | 75.33 | 97% | 2023-01-25 |
| 15425. | (shehry) | 75.33 | 97% | 2022-07-13 |
| 15426. | Michael (mkreilei) | 75.33 | 95% | 2012-10-27 |
| 15427. | (lauren2020) | 75.33 | 96.8% | 2021-02-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |