The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4420. | Ahmed (web_master) | 58.03 | — | 2009-12-27 |
| 4421. | galactic (galactic) | 58.03 | — | 2009-07-16 |
| 4422. | Icyfox (dar4545) | 58.03 | — | 2011-04-19 |
| 4423. | allmylife102 (allmylife102) | 58.03 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 4424. | Nervous (novatyper7) | 58.02 | 92% | 2011-10-25 |
| 4425. | Sami (masa8) | 58.02 | 91% | 2015-12-28 |
| 4426. | Jaswin (jaswin) | 58.02 | 95% | 2013-11-21 |
| 4427. | Aaron (shadracon) | 58.01 | 91% | 2017-01-08 |
| 4428. | Ashish (ashish_dev) | 58.01 | 95% | 2023-02-02 |
| 4429. | Simon (plantsdragon) | 58.01 | 96% | 2021-01-18 |
| 4430. | blue (bluesea) | 58.01 | — | 2010-09-14 |
| 4431. | Loopdreams (loopdreams) | 58.01 | 96% | 2019-02-26 |
| 4432. | Teri (mamobaugh) | 58.01 | 98% | 2017-03-19 |
| 4433. | Viet (lamphanviet) | 58.01 | — | 2010-05-08 |
| 4434. | benjamin (dyingthief12) | 58.01 | 96% | 2011-06-26 |
| 4435. | Hrant (hrant99) | 58.00 | 93% | 2015-11-09 |
| 4436. | Rob (robocat) | 57.99 | 96% | 2021-07-15 |
| 4437. | javier (jf1442) | 57.99 | 94% | 2021-02-22 |
| 4438. | Rob (rob9) | 57.99 | 88% | 2015-02-06 |
| 4439. | Jan-Edz (jan_edz) | 57.99 | 93% | 2014-12-09 |
| 4440. | Andrew-Colemak (andrew66) | 57.99 | 96% | 2013-04-19 |
| 4441. | peter (ack7) | 57.99 | 94% | 2011-06-24 |
| 4442. | blobmyster (blobmyster) | 57.98 | 94% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4443. | Ebony (treen55555) | 57.98 | 86% | 2011-10-11 |
| 4444. | yu (jayu94) | 57.98 | 93% | 2013-04-13 |
| 4445. | headaches (headaches) | 57.98 | 93% | 2011-06-17 |
| 4446. | Eirik (epower) | 57.98 | — | 2011-03-17 |
| 4447. | Sumski-Smrdljivac🏑🦨... | 57.97 | 94.6% | 2021-02-13 |
| 4448. | Cole (asapearl) | 57.97 | 94% | 2020-07-23 |
| 4449. | Dvorak80 (spline) | 57.97 | — | 2009-05-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |