So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 27830. | cris (rosehip) | 56.06 | 95% | 2022-10-14 |
| 27831. | jackson (jksn) | 56.06 | 95% | 2023-01-06 |
| 27832. | Rounaq (rjalfa) | 56.06 | 93% | 2021-01-03 |
| 27833. | Iandika (yandk94) | 56.06 | 97% | 2019-12-27 |
| 27834. | Halil (lilko) | 56.04 | — | 2008-11-06 |
| 27835. | Bukhtaver (bat7722) | 56.04 | — | 2011-04-09 |
| 27836. | obama (balduin) | 56.04 | 92% | 2018-01-22 |
| 27837. | batbaven (baislow) | 56.03 | 97% | 2022-12-11 |
| 27838. | Ryan (ryantam279) | 56.03 | 94% | 2021-01-24 |
| 27839. | Jukes (aspire_23jordan) | 56.03 | 92% | 2015-08-02 |
| 27840. | Karim (karim_r) | 56.03 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 27841. | Nishant (nishantp9) | 56.03 | 97% | 2019-07-02 |
| 27842. | Irfan (irfan3) | 56.03 | 95% | 2013-07-28 |
| 27843. | Trilok (guest47) | 56.03 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 27844. | Rahim (rahim_khan) | 56.02 | 95% | 2023-06-12 |
| 27845. | Cole (vbspyguy) | 56.02 | 95% | 2021-01-23 |
| 27846. | Shahzad (3ankoleeb) | 56.01 | 95% | 2016-09-15 |
| 27847. | Soter (nestoh) | 56.01 | 89% | 2017-05-08 |
| 27848. | MrSteal (mrstealyospam) | 56.01 | 95% | 2022-04-23 |
| 27849. | Makk (makkuska) | 56.01 | 93% | 2012-01-13 |
| 27850. | sergey (isucktoo) | 56.01 | — | 2009-02-26 |
| 27851. | peter (ack7) | 56.01 | 91% | 2011-07-16 |
| 27852. | Daniel (rodjo) | 56.00 | 94% | 2022-10-19 |
| 27853. | Magic Anet (anicetmagathe) | 56.00 | 96% | 2023-06-12 |
| 27854. | Matt (hanocr) | 56.00 | 94% | 2014-09-21 |
| 27855. | Life. (mrfr3ax) | 56.00 | 88% | 2014-02-13 |
| 27856. | Mr (mr_quick) | 56.00 | 95% | 2017-05-17 |
| 27857. | Taylor (elephanttay) | 55.99 | 96.4% | 2023-06-11 |
| 27858. | Kevin (kraay) | 55.99 | 95% | 2020-09-01 |
| 27859. | Stefan (stefans23) | 55.99 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |